CHOCOLATE MELTS, BUT BABIES CAN DIE
Things not to leave in your car: cash, car keys, and chocolate. Cash because if it’s visible, someone may try to break in to the car and steal it. Car keys because you may have some trouble getting back into the car. Chocolate because it might melt and wouldn’t be ready to eat when you need it most. And you never know when you need it most. I would never leave my precious chocolate, I need my chocolate. And I sure as hell wouldn’t leave my babies in a car in order to hang out in a chocolate shop, no matter how much I love chocolate. But this man abandons babies to party at a strip club?
MAN ABANDONS BABIES AGED THREE MONTHS, THREE YEARS
But a man abandons babies to hang out in a strip club according to officials in Florida, yes his own babies. The children who were both three months and a three years old, both were left to fend for themselves in the back seat of his car. According to the Lee County Jail, police arrested the Fort Myers man in November.
BABY WAS FOUND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN, NOT IN THE STRIP CLUB
Let’s begin with problem number one: Willie Lee Jordan Jr is almost too young to be in a strip club let alone have two children. He’s twenty-three years old. Problem number two: The man Abandons babies! He claims he was in the strip club for a few minutes only, but the strip club manager states he was there for over thirty minutes. Problem number three: another customer heard the baby crying, and immediately went to help the three-year-old unlock the door. Problem number four: the baby was found hanging upside down… Problem number five: where was the mother? Is there a mother? And ultimately problem number five is: why does this guy have kids? Why do so many people who shouldn’t have children, have children? The twenty-three-year-old kid does not have a lawyer. Maybe the strippers can give him his cash back.
AUTHORITIES HAVE TAKEN OVER
This situation has been passed on to the Department of Children and Families. Here’s hoping the investigation is quick and thorough.