AN L.A. MAN, A TOTAL TOOL, IS SUING SEVERAL LADIES FOR POSTS THEY MADE ON A DATING GROUP PAGE
Dating isn’t something I’m even slightly in tune with these days. For one, I’m married, so there’s no reason for me to have a clue. But when I was in the market, I frankly didn’t pay any attention to whatever unwritten “rules” there were in any given scene. But thank God I’m not in the market, because things today are way, way more complicated. Dating apps are one thing, but social media groups have taken dating to a whole other level. I know this because, besides the obvious, a tool of a man from L.A. is suing some ladies for their negative posts about him on Facebook dating groups.
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THE DATING GROUP ON FACEBOOK IS PRIVATE, BUT THE TOOL SOMEHOW LEARNED OF THEIR POSTS
Let that sink in a moment. The tool of a man has a name: Stewart Lucas Murrey. Murrey, it seems, somehow found out about posts several women posted about him on the private Facebook Group, Are We Dating the Same Guy?” The group has chapters all over the US, and sounds like quite the resource for gossip from women about their various dating experiences with men. You know, what the scene is like, and whether any specific “gentlemen” like this particular litigious tool is a romance lemon, with radiation fallout after even one date.
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THE TOOL SAYS THEY SAID CRAZY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT HIM, THE LADIES SIMPLY THINK HE’S CRAZY
But Murrey the tool somehow found out about their posts that related their variously negative experiences (according to them) on dates with him. He says they accused him of murder, extortion, even that he’s secretly hiding STDs. Two of the defendants (aka, two of the ladies) , Olivia Burger and Vanessa Valdes have expressed their remorse from being matched with this tool on Tinder and Hinge. Burger thought he was an obsessed conspiracy nut, and Valdes claims he sent her tons of freaky messages after only a brief interaction.
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THE TOOL SUING THE LADIES LOST IS SURE TO BRING MORE, SALACIOUS NEWS, AND SOON
Two of the defendants, Olivia Burger and Vanessa Valdes, say they had the misfortune of matching with Murrey on Tinder and Hinge, respectively. While Burger found him to be a conspiracy-obsessed blowhard, Valdes says she was bombarded with creepy messages after a brief interaction. Valdes says he messaged her calling her a moron and that “it’s fun watching you burn.” Hmmm. That doesn’t sound like an STD. That sounds like harassment and intimidation. But expect more news on this one, as text histories will be admissible, as will those pesky, supposedly nefarious Facebook Group posts.
What a tool.
