DOUCHEBAG SUPREME, KEN STARR, REAPPEARS TO SAY BILL CLINTON DESERVED IMPEACHMENT, BUT NOT TRUMP
So do you remember Ken Starr? He was the special prosecutor who is largely responsible for getting the ammunition to impeach then President Bill Clinton. You know, for having an affair and then lying about it. But surely you remember? You know, back when the office of the President was so sacrosanct, Republicans lectured the world about how a single lie about an extramarital affair made one unfit for the office? Yeah, those were the good old days, indeed. But Ken Starr has reappeared from the rock he should have stayed under. Just a couple days ago he appeared on Fox News to reaffirm his absolute bonafides as the penultimate douchebag.
KEN STARR DOESN’T WANT REALITY TO IMPACT HIS ABILITY TO MAKE MONEY
Ok, so what did he do now? Well, he said that EVEN IN CONTEXT TO THE CLINTON YEARS, that Trump has done nothing, nothing at all, to merit impeachment. So it seems to me that some people are getting nervous about their place in history. But that translates to: Ken Starr wants to make sure the already misinformed electorate don’t get distracted by reality, then and especially now as it relates to then. But why? Well, because Starr wants to make sure he still has a niche to make him some more money. So for some even more wretched context, I’ll remind you of something else. Ken Starr is a one of the reasons that Jeffrey Epstein got his sweetheart deal for his sexual predation.
STARR WENT ON FOX NEWS, BUT NO WORD ON HIS HELPING JEFFREY EPSTEIN STAY OUT OF JAIL
That’s right. Ken Starr worked to keep Jeffrey Epstein out of jail. But for whatever reason, that never came up on Fox News. I can’t imagine why. But only Trump supporters who watch Fox News could manage to survive this cognitive dissonance. Having sex with Monica Lewinsky and asking her to lie about it is an unforgivable sin. But emoluments violations? Being friends with gangsters, foreign despots, and sexual predators? Nah, no biggie. How about leveraging a foreign power for made up dirt on a political rival? Nah, nothing to see here. Here’s the money douchebag quote from Starr, “I don’t know but from what we do know, I don’t think that there’s anything close to an impeachable offense here by traditional standards, including during the Clinton years when the president of the United States clearly, Bill Clinton, clearly committed crimes, federal crimes.”