Gun Fans Love Man Who Shot Himself in the Balls

Gun Fans Love Man Who Shot Himself in the Balls

GUN FANS REDEFINE GUN NUTS AFTER MAN SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE BALLS, BECOMES THEIR HERO

So people who love guns can seem to be a little strange.  But some, fairly, call them gun nuts.  For a wide range of different reasons, no less.  But this wasn’t a reason I would ever have imagined.  And now, none of us do.  There is a group of guns… fans, let us call them.  Gun fans who love taking selfies of themselves pointing their guns at their junk.  And yes, by junk, I mean their balls and wang dang doodles.  They got some coverage earlier this year, and people shook their heads.  But they also wondered how long it would take for someone to have a gun-on-balls accident.  And the answer?  Not long at all.  One of them shot himself in the balls and his fellow gun fans love him for it.

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So the hole in one balls self-shooter lives in San Diego, California.  And the damn fool was proud of it!  He done went and posted video of the bloody mess to the gun-on-balls Facebook page!  And they love it!  Seriously, what’s wrong with people?  And the Imperial County Sherriff’s Office confirmed the shooting as well as the injuries.  But these gun fans love it!  So much so, in fact, that they made the victim (idiot) an administrator on the page.  And they celebrated him as their king!

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GUN FAN WITH HOLIER-THAN-THOU BALLS HAD PRINTED COPY OF CONSTITUTION NEARBY

So the Facebook group’s name is “Loaded Guns Pointed as [B]enis.”  Seriously.  And on that page, there is this video from the idiot where you can see him point his 1911 pistol at his groin.  Then the gun goes off.  Um, ow.  Or I should say, there was a video.  They deleted it after people freaked out after it appeared on August 11th.  But in a picture on the page, he included the caption, “Hey [b]ois, I might have fucked up.”  Indeed you did, gun fan.  The picture shows his bare legs and blood on the floor.  He had a towel between his legs.  But of course, there was also a copy of the American Constitution on the edge of the picture.

So it’s patriotic to shoot yourself in the balls?  Ok, that almost makes sense in these crazy times.  But make of that what you will.  Gun fans, nuts.  Oh, I guess that makes an all new meaning for gun nuts, doesn’t it?

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