ENGLISH SURGEON WARNS THAT YOU ARE MOST LIKELY TO BREAK YOUR PENIS DOING THE REVERSE COWGIRL
I vaguely recall the titillating experience of finding a copy of The Joy of Sex when I was a kid. Fortunately, I was prepubescent at the time and it was more like skimming thru an interesting sci-fi picture book. Since then, I obviously know a tad or more about sex, and sexual positions. Yet that being said (or written), I’ve never really thought about the inherent potential dangers one can, ahem, face, from one various coital position to another. And it seems that maybe I need to, as a surgeon in the UK has issued a warning that the Reverse Cowgirl position is the one most likely to… break your penis.
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YES, YOU REALLY CAN BREAK YOUR PENIS, AND MISSING YOUR CUE IN REVERSE COWGIRL IS DANGEROUS
And yes, you can break your penis. The term doctors use is fracture, which makes boner a slightly more ironic term for an erection. Evidently, your erect penis can fracture when it gets bent beyond its breaking point. Ahem, broken point, broken penis. And some sexual positions, well, come with more risks of breaking your penis that others. With 50% of all broken penises resulting from a broken rhythm when engaged in The Reverse Cowgirl, according to surgeon (and TikToker) Dr. Karan Raj. The doctor said, “If there’s any erratic thrusting of the movements of the two parties that are not in sync,” it could cause the penis to slip out and get “crushed by the female pubic bone.”
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BUT ANOTHER STUDY FOUND REVERSE COWGIRL HARMLESS, AND BLAMED DOGGY FOR PENILE DISASTERS
Technically, that is what we would call boner on bone, and the boner tends to lose (and break). But there is not consensus about this finding. In 2017, a study published in the International Journal of Impotence Research didn’t even include the Reverse Cowgirl as a broken penis hazard. That study found that doggy style was the most likely to cause cockamamie disaster, resulting in 42% of all cases. But it’s hard to know what to believe, other than you need to have a consistent rhythm with your partner to avoid dis-ass-ter. Perhaps I need to review some position cartoon books to make sure I even know them all, including the Reverse Cowgirl.
Thrust (and catch) carefully folks.
