Washington DC Now Offers Magic Mushroom Chocolate, The Polka Dot

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Washington DC Now Offers Magic Mushroom Chocolate, The Polka Dot

MAGIC MUSHROOMS LEGAL IN DC? AND THERE’S A POLKA DOT MAGIC MUSHROOM BAR?

So I’ve never actually enjoyed magic mushrooms, myself.  And by that, I mean I’ve never had them, or gotten high off of them.  If you don’t know what they are, they are “shrooms.”  They are psychedelics, meaning they alter your perception of reality.  Different people react in different ways.  They’ve been illegal forever, like all psychedelics.  But now, magic mushrooms are legal in Washington, DC?  Wow, all sorts of crazy things are happening there, now!  But what about a chocolate bar with magic mushrooms?  Because you can get them in our nation’s capital, like now.  The Polka Dot magic mushroom chocolate bar is on the Beltway market.

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POLKA DOT MAGIC MUSHROOM BAR COMES BREAKABLE INTO 15 PIECES, I MEAN DOSES

So yes, it looks like something Willy Wonka would have put out there.  And, to be fair, it offers a rip just like the movie (the original, of course).  But the Polka Dot is not like other chocolate bars at all.  To start, a single one costs $120.  And yes, that is a LOT.  But most chocolate bars don’t really change your reality, no matter how much of a chocolate addict you are.  The Polka Dot breaks into 15 separate pieces.  Well, let’s be honest, here.  Doses.  15 separate doses.  Of psilocybin and psilocin.  To you square types, that’s the stuff that makes your brain blip over and all the colors change.

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POLKA DOT WILL TRIP YOU FROM BASIC BRAIN STIMULATION ALL THE WAY TO CRAZY GOD MODE

So for the curious, it’s a bit of an investment.  But if you ever wanted to try shrooms, this is an easy way to do it.  But if you get one, don’t eat the whole damn thing at once.  One to three of the 15 pieces will “stimulate” your mind.  But 10 or more just might be a trip too far for most.  They call it the “God Mode.”  I would start with one and see what the Super Bowl looks like.  Now that’s a Halftime Show to remember.  If you want to “go there,” you can find your very own Polka Dot bar at Purple Penthouse DC Weed Delivery.

And if you try it, maybe don’t watch Hellraiser.  Or the Exorcist.  Yeah.  Maybe just do What’s Happening!!

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