Peruvian Lawyer Caught Having Cowgirl On Zoom, During Virtual Hearing

Peruvian Lawyer Caught Having Cowgirl On Zoom, During Virtual Hearing

PERUVIAN DEFENSE LAWYER DOES COWGIRL SEX ON CAMERA DURING PUBLIC ZOOM HEARING

So the current times are fraught with new and surprising perils.  Business and educators, as well as media, have all been there with Zoom calls and meetings.  Zoom bombs, interlopers, porn videos have all been problems.  Well, and family members walking in as virtual Zoom streakers.  And there are those who forgot to wear pants in line of sight, that kind of thing.  But having sex on a Zoom meeting?  In view?  That’s a bit…. Much.  But for one Peruvian lawyer, everyone saw him strip and haul a woman on top of him in the Cowgirl position and, well, get it on.  So by everyone, I mean everyone participating in the Zoom virtual court hearing!

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THE DEFENSE DIDN’T REST, AS COWGIRL WAS ONLY THE FIRST POSITION UNDER CROSS EXAMINATION

Your honor, I object!  Leading the witness!  Permission to treat them as a hostile witness!  Time for a spanking!  Ok, ok, don’t bang your gavel.  But as you can imagine, shock pervaded for everyone else.  The Peruvian lawyer was, and remains, Hector Paredes Robles.  He was the defense attorney in a case involving land trafficking, fraud as well as extortion.  But Hector didn’t have his mind on his money or his money on his mind when he broadcasted his unforgettable Cowgirl sex position frolics on the virtual Zoom hearing.  In fact, he had no clue anyone could see him!

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NOW FACING TWO PROBES, LAWYER WILL NOW HAVE TO DESIGN COWGIRL DEFENSE AS A BOTTOM

The judge presiding over the case, John Chahua Torres, had to enlist the aid of a police officer to do something about the outrageous situation.  Meanwhile, a court aide frantically tried to get thru to the, ahem, ridden defense attorney.  And oh, did I forget to mention that this virtual Zoom court hearing was open to the public?  And so a recording was also being made?  Oh yes.  As you might imagine, the judge has removed horny Hector from the case.  Even worse?  Hector now faces two, uhm, probes into his Cowgirl conduct.  Now that’s not the kind of discovery I want to hear about!

And the woman?  She may have been a client!  Now that’s attorney client privilege!

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