Giving a Blow Job Can Cause Temporary Deafness, What?

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Giving a Blow Job Can Cause Temporary Deafness, What?

BLOW JOBS CAN CAUSE TEMPORARY DEAFNESS

Stories like this seemingly come out of nowhere.  But this one came out of Australia.  It was when a woman there called in to a radio show hosted by Dr Karl Kruszelnicki.  She reported, on air, that something strange and disturbing was happening to her.  The anonymous lady said that sometimes when she gave her husband a blow job, she had temporary deafness.  But that just sounds crazy, right?  But not so fast.  Well no, really, not so fast.  It’s better that way.  But anyway, when the doctor on the radio show thought it was worth looking into, he actually came up with an answer.

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IT’S THE PENIS, STUPID!  NAPOLEON COULD NOT DO THIS TO A WOMAN

According to Dr. Karl, “”A lady rang in and said ‘how come whenever I’m having oral sex with my husband and his penis hits the back of my throat I go temporarily deaf?   So I asked my girlfriends if they experienced it with their partners and it happened to them too.”  Crazy, right?  Several women confirmed that they had also experienced temporary deafness after going down on a man.  But why is this happening?  What could be the cause?  Dr. Karl thinks it has something to do with pressure on the back of the throat.  He said, “The penis pushing against the back of the throat pushes against the Eustachian tube and closes it off.”

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HEARING COMES BACK NATURALLY, SO DON’T PANIC, KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON

He further explained that the sudden physical pressure “stiffens” air in the inner side of the ear drum.  And yes, of course the term is stiffen.  But that pressure is what causes the temporary deafness.  Hearing returns when the equal pressure rebalances, which happens on its own.  So for all you guys out there who keep complaining that their ladies just don’t listen to them, ask yourself this question: are you lucky, punk?  Cause if you are, there just might be a very good reason she can’t hear you!  Count your blessings.

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