DILDODON IS A PORTRAIT OF TRUMP USING DILDOS AND BUTT PLUGS, REALLY!
So what’s in a name? If you think about it just a little bit, you will likely get some idea about what DildoDon means. First, you have the word dildo. You know what that is, even if you swear to your dying day never to have held one, well, anywhere on your person. And Don? Well, that’s Donald Trump, of course. So why are these two words together? Because an artist from Ohio, Stephen Manka, made a portrait of Donald Trump using nothing butt, ahem, but, dildos. Why? Well, we could go the existential and cosmopolitan route. But really, it’s just because the Don is a Dick. And for you Trump lovers out there, that’s the main reason you like him. So don’t even try to blink a protest. But to make this a permanent art installation, there is of course a fundraiser.
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AT FIRST THE ARTIST HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO, THEN DILDODON BECAME AN EPIPHANY
So how did this happen? Well, Manka had received 2,020 vintage metal molds from a dildo manufacturer. But what the hell was he going to do with them? After some mishaps, he had an epinisaphany. Oh, wait. An epiphany. A ton of pointless phalluses. What to do, what to do? Pointless. Penis like objects. Hmmm. For some strange reason, it made him think of Donald Trump. And the DildoDon portrait came to be. No, not like that. Seriously, where is your mind? Well, I hope this little art foray grabs your…. Attention.
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DILDODON NEEDS A HOME, SO THERE’S A FUNDRAISER TO MAKE IT A PERMANENT ART INSTALLATION
But currently, this masterpiece graces the artist’s studio floor. It takes up 12 by 20 feet! Now, that’s a big Trump face. So to make this a real cause celebre, it needs some engineering, work, and funds. So Manka has a Kickstarter Page to help make that happen. Once finished, it will weigh nearly 4,000 pounds. Butt, wait, I forgot! It’s not just dildos! In order to capture the full nuances of DildoDon, there are butt plugs as well! Isn’t that fantastic! So if you want to help immortalize this redirected pleasure tool portrait, jump right on in. You can be a piece of DildoDon history!
