US NAVY BRASS SQUARES BAN HEMP PRODUCTS LIKE SHAMPOO AND MOISTURIZER? WTF
So what the hell? Is the US Navy led by the ghost of Nancy Reagan? Just say no, then go, to hell? So what happened is, the US Navy just issued an official ban on pretty much everything that contains hemp or cannabidiol. But are we talking about foods, drinks, vaping or smoking products? Why hell no, we are NOT. We are talking about shampoo, lotions and any other body care products. Because kids these days get high washing their hair and moisturizing? Well no, of course they aren’t. But some folks in the Navy are such squares that the Spanish Inquisition would be embarrassed today.
HEMP PRODUCTS LIKE ROPE, TWINE AND CLOTHING ARE STILL OK, SAYS US NAVY
So what is this about? Well, I would hazard a guess that it’s politics. And looking serious. Because looking serious is what Real Serious People do. Except, they always target the straw man to look tough. And yes, I am making a straw man hemp joke. But that’s because these US Navy squares didn’t ban “durable hemp goods.” So you know, rope, twine and clothing. Evidently, it can’t rub off on you. Well, unless you wash your hair and moisturize your skin, that is. I don’t know, maybe someone in the Brass literally rubbed one out with hemp moisturizer and got the munchies?
HAS ANYONE EVER GOTTEN HIGH USING HEMP PRODUCTS LIKE SHAMPOO? SIGN ME UP!!!
So yes, the US Navy really believes that any THC’s in beauty products could be a problem for the men and women in our armed forces. Sigh. So how did they word it? They banned these hemp products because they may “negatively impact mission readiness and disqualify a sailor from continued service.” Ahem. Bullshit. So, literally, you would need a valid medical prescription to use any hemp-based shampoos. It’s a good thing those crew cuts are so short, right? Ok, now I’ve got to go take a shower and wash off my disdain and disgust. Maybe I’ll need some cheese fries after that? Salud.