CHRIS BRUMMER, Georgetown Law Professor, a fraud
CHRIS BRUMMER, the phony Georgetown Law professor known as Dr. Bratwurst finally admitted in a New York Courtroom that he has a dark closet filled with a bloated bio that stinks like used baby diapers. The recent court filings illustrated Chris Brummer’s notorious history as a fraudster:
The Latest:
“Georgetown law professor Chris Brummer has a fake bio. The phony, nutty professor Chris Brummer has told ‘half-truth’ stories throughout his professional life.”
THE LATEST: Chris Brummer was sued in New York for committing $100 million fraud, exposed by the Forbes Magazine in an investigative story titled: Lawsuit Counter Claim: FINRA Actions Led To Fraud Accusations Against Non-Members.
The media spotlight is on Chris Brummer, a troubled soul disguised as a self-labeled “psycho” extortionist, whose gigantic misrepresentations and outright lies told by Brummer to the court about an exaggerated work experience have come to light. For example, Chris Brummer lied about his background as a “law firm partner” at law firm Cravath, Swain & Moore, when in fact he was a rookie apprentice, fired in less than two years.
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More, Brummer hid an entangled relationship with the convicted criminal Michael Milken as Milken’s paid front man spanning almost a decade. The list of Brummer’s lies just goes on and on.
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Chris Brummer, “Germanic Studies” degree from grilling Bratwurst
CHRIS BRUMMER is a notorious bookworm with a fake degree in “Germanic Studies” (even this bs degree is still unverifiable) – singing German opera, grilling Bratwurst sausages during Oktoberfest, and dancing with naked European women too drunk to grill, revealed in several court filings. What’s missing from Brummer’s messy rendezvous with the law is any verification of when and where Brummer attended college to have even earned this “Germanic Studies” degree. The court records provided by Brummer, in his own words were completely mute on this important discovery.
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It’s been a mystery for years and till this day that no one is able to confirm if Chris Brummer has ever earned a degree from anywhere on earth.
“Many are puzzled by the apparent lack of candor by a moronic academic, whose type often could hardly wait showing off their diplomas and sheepskins displayed high up on a wall.”
But Brummer had none to present, which leads to another common-sense question: Why is Chris Brummer walking around like a thief, hiding his background from the public? Was Brummer’s “work experience” completely made up?
More troubling is the fact that Chris Brummer endlessly touts a self-appointed title as the “faculty director” of Georgetown Law School’s “institute of International Economic Law.”
“Truth revealed Brummer’s so-called Institute of International Economic Law is a one-man show masquerading Brummer’s scheme to entice grandma donors to pony up for a trap that would pay Brummer’s yearend bonus.”
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Chris Brummer, a fake “Cravath” law partner, a fired rookie for poor performance
Trouble didn’t just stop at Brummer’s seemingly fabricated biography. Brummer also claims he was an “accomplished corporate lawyer at large global law firm Cravath, Swain and Moore.” Well, that wasn’t true. Inquires made to Cravath returned this fact:
“Brummer was fired from a job after a two year stint as an entry-level associate at Cravath, far from an ‘accomplished lawyer’ that belies his history.”
What about Brummer’s fiction that he was a “Cravath, Swain & Moore” law partner with extensive experience in international law practices? That was fake news also. Indeed, Cravath is a globally renowned law firm. But that reputation wasn’t even remotely connected with Brummer.
“Chris Brummer’s puffed bio reads like used ‘toilet paper’ wrinkled with endless self-promotion, exaggeration and misleading accolades. It’s a modern-day fake news channel, bla, bla, bla…”
According to his own sworn statement revealed in court filings, Brummer admitted under heavy scrutiny he had lied about his background as a “Cravath law partner.” The legal industry publication Law 360 also cited Brummer’s lie, calling him the “Cravath law partner.”
Sources at Cravath said Brummer’s “big law” experience was a magnified lie: Brummer was fired by Cravath for incompetence.
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“You really can’t call yourself a virgin and an easy woman at the same time,” said an unnamed source familiar with Brummer and his wife Rachel Loko, his former student and an SEC bureaucrat.”
“Chris Brummer was never a real lawyer. He was busy banging his student Rachel Loko when Brummer couldn’t leave her alone in a classroom.”
Chris Brummer, a long road of Affirmative Action, sex in a classroom
Sources say Chris Brummer owes a debt of gratitude to Affirmative Action. Originally from Arkansas and grew up watching wild boars mating in the woods, Professor Chris Brummer could hardly hold back a womanizer’s glare at his female students.
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Chris Brummer’s shifty eyes landed on a pair of naked legs attached to a female student named RACHEL LOKO, who was taking his class. Brummer was aroused, his eye balls nearly popped out of socket – burning with desire to charge.
Rache Loko played along. Rachel Loko’s grades curiously jumped from a D student to straight A. The rumored story painted a sordid picture of a teacher-student sexual affair in a third floor Vanderbilt Law school classroom next to the women’s restroom.
“Chris Brummer’s only claim of fame, unquestionably accurate, was his riding on a former student RACHEL LOKO and getting the poor girl pregnant while she was taking his class.”
The rest was history: Rachel Loko’s religious mother, a Southern Baptist minister’s midwife talked Brummer’s uncle CHAUNCEY BRUMMER into holding Chris Brummer accountable for his “spermy” actions. The two had a shotgun wedding, according to several sources. Richel Loko became RACHEL LOKO BRUMMER.
Mad over the media exposure, Chris Brummer sued the press in New York State Court in 2015 – with FINRA’s money. Brummer had worked in a moonlighting job for two years at FINRA NAC, a quasi-government FINRA kangaroo court cleaning dirty laundry for FINRA general counsel Robert Colby. Two years later, the frivolous lawsuit is still stuck in a Traverse Hearing in a typical Brummer fashion – shrouded in mysterious fraud: Brummer’s master at FINRA, chief legal officer Robert Colby had hired an unlicensed con man to serve the frivolous legal papers in 2015, which were rendered invalid.
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Ohio country lawyers Whitney Gibson, his gay partners Daniel Morgenstern and Daren Garcia at a tiny outfit called Vorys Sater Semour and Pease LLP were paid by FINRA to muzzle free press, attempting to suppress the Chris Brummer fraud. After a miserable defeat, these impotent Ohio bs “Internet Defamation Removal Lawyers” subcontracted the shakedown to a New York shemale named Nicole Gueron, whose lousy legal papers were also thrown into the trash.
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Chris Brummer, A self-imposed psycho who could prove no harm
Like a neutered dog contracted with rabies, Chris Brummer is mad as hell at media criticism. After hiring and firing at least four lawyers paid with FINRA’s dumb money, Chris Brummer landed on a pile of manure in Ohio: a BBQ badge holding a fake “internet defamation removal attorney” for sale sign held up by a few rookie gay lawyers DANIEL MORGENSTERN and WHITNEY GIBSON, DAREN GARCIA, whose country lawyer status could barely survive at an obscure Ohio outfit called Vorys, Sater, Seymour and Pease LLP.
DANIEL MORGENSTERN and WHITNEY GIBSON built their careers putting up fake ads all over the internet, touting themselves as “internet defamation removal attorneys.” It was all bullshit.
The Daniel Morgenstern, Whitney Gibson, Daren Garcia fake ads put out Vorys, Sater, Seymour and Pease LLP hit Chris Brummer’s desk in a junk mail just when the imbecile academic desperately needed help to kill press stories.
After several failed attempts to bribe the media, Daniel Morgenstern, Whitney Gibson, Daren Garcia milked FINRA out of at least $1 million in legal fees, mating with an alleged New York shemale lawyer named NICOLE GUERON to viciously bark at the media like pregnant bitches. After humiliating defeats, the fake lawyers retreated to Columbus in total shock.
“These Vorys, Sater, Seymour and Pease LLP cowboys from Ohio must enjoy the media attention at Dr. Bratwurst and FINRA’s expenses.”
Despite the mounting losses, the misery in a fabricated lawsuit didn’t stop the imbecile Ohio country lawyers Daniel Morgenstern, Whitney Gibson and Daren Garcia from jacking up “legal fees” on Brummer and FINRA NAC. These Ohio farmers told Chris Brummer to claim serious “emotional damages” to his brain – to the extent that all of Chris Brummer’s already meager brain cells were burned by the stress. Read more: US SENATE SHOT DOWN GEORGETOWN PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER CFTC NOMINATION
“Brummer played along, pretending to be a complete psycho and a moron, rummaging through the Georgetown campus wildly lifting women’s skirts.”
Under the influence, Brummer “lynched” black broker Talman Harris while filling up his own pockets with money from FINRA NAC, until Brummer was caught pants down harassing Talman Harris, lying to court when Talman Harris sued Brummer, FINRA for fraud.
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Chris Brummer, fraud, love, sex
Since Brummer claimed insanity from emotional distress, Brummer’s lawyer Nicole Gueron caught herself some serious jungle fever salivating over Brummer’s chocolate physique. Read more: NICOLE GUERON, NEW YORK LOSER LAWYER MUZZLES PRESS FREEDOM, SPONSORS RACISM.
With plenty of love and attention from Nicole Gueron, known as Brummer’s mudshark, Brummer quickly recovered.
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“I have never seen a psychiatrist, ” Brummer conceded in court filings. “My claim of emotional distress was a lie. I did what my Ohio lawyers and Nicole Gueron told me to say.”
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The good news is that Brummer appears to be in good spirit. Also it doesn’t appear Brummer has withered much with his manhood during the “distress period,” according to Rachel Loko, Brummer’s young wife and student who keeps Brummer’s pants tight to herself. But Rachel Loko Brummer wouldn’t put up any of that admiration from Nicole Gueron: “Leave my man alone, you damn bitch!”
“Chris is fine in bed and he’s doing his job with me,” said Rachel Loko to a source. “Chris Brummer is no psycho. He had to lie to the New York court to get an edge over the damn media exposure. His Ohio lawyers told him he could get paid $5 million duping the court as a psychopath. Chris needed that money badly.”
The United States Senate agreed. In 2016, the Senate firmly rejected Chris Brummer’s political fantasy as a CFTC commissioner nominee. According to media reports, Brummer’s lousy credit and fake bio were cited as the reasons for his new home in a trash can. Read more: SENATE REJECTS GEORGETOWN PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER CFTC NOMINATION, DR. BRATWURST “BURNED” IN FRAUD.
