PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER, the scandal-ridden Georgetown University Law imbecile professor known as “Dr. Bratwurst” is front and center again in the news cycle as a public figure. The U.S. Senate has firmly rejected Chris Brummer’s nomination to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) – quietly. The loser is clearly Chris Brummer whose shattered fantasy has run into another dead end. America’s farmers must be celebrating with fireworks over the wise Senate decision against Brummer.
A man from Arkansas, Professor Chris Brummer is often brazen as a wild boar down south. This time, Brummer has good reasons to hide from the American public: This Georgetown “ostrich” was lost in the “sand,” “burned up” in a desperate arousal to join the ranks of bureaucratic darkness. The media has been right about Chris Brummer since his laughable, highly controversial CFTC nomination.
Professor Chris Brummer, a predicable loser, “not a stitch” of ag experience
The latest bombshell dropped on Chris Brummer hasn’t surprised anyone. The leading agriculture industry publication Feedstuffspredicted many months ago Brummer would be a loser.
Feedstuffs cited a direct quote from Senate Agriculture Committee chairman Pat Roberts (R., Kan.), which has jurisdiction over CFTC: “For the CFTC to effectively function for all stakeholders, we must make sure nominees have a solid understanding of agriculture and prioritize the folks who use the futures and derivatives markets to manage risk.”
“Chris Brummer may enjoy eating tons of Bratwurst sausages, but this guy clearly has no ag experience,” sad an industry observer. “You can’t have someone writing laws in commodity trading without a background in ag.” Others agree.
“No, Chris Brummer’s relentless chewing on hog meat in a Bratwurst sausage isn’t counted towards his experience in agriculture.”
Another industry leading magazine The High Plaings/Midwest Ag Journal also heavily criticized Brummer and pointed out the obvious:
“In terms of agriculture—you know, the folks the CFTC are supposed to be looking out for—these guys have zero experience. They also have zero experience whatsoever in the markets they are supposed to be regulating. Not a stitch.”
Chris Brummer’s “subway train” to the rich and famous just got “wrecked in the mud.” Thanks to Chairman Pat Roberts of the Senate Agriculture Committee, America’s commodity markets dodged a deadly bullet. Chris Brummer is the latest “Zika virus” for farmers – the phony loser was just unqualified for the job.
Chris Brummer’s response to public outcry and criticism against him? Sue the media!
Fraud, Lies, Blackmail, Racist FINRA Cover-up
“After firing three rounds of shady lawyers paid by FINRA to silence media exposure over its massive regulatory abuses, Chris Brummer is embroiled in a scheme to blackmail the media and muzzle America’s free speech.”
Chris Brummer’s new bark dog in town doing FINRA’s dirty laundry and blackmail is an ambulance chasing “lawyer” NICOLE GUERON of Clarick Gueron Reisbaum LLP, an obscure, tiny New York outfit that not even the rats breeding in the gutters of New York City subway know who they are:
”The dogs with the loudest bark are the bitches that are most afraid. NICOLE GUERON is just another tool paid by FINRA regulatory abusers to defraud the American public and silence critics.”
That sounds like a pretty good description of the phony Professor Chris Brummer and the shameless, ambulance chaser NICOLE GUERON.
AMBULANCE CHASER, NICOLE GUERON CAUGHT THE JUNGLE FEVER
“No one is claiming the randy Chris Brummer had sex with the curious Nicole Gueron. People may just wonder if NICOLE GUERON may have got jungle fever fooling around with Chris Brummer…”
No one knows what has happened between the two “woodpeckers.” NICOLE GUERON may be just another imbecile paid by FINRA to muzzle the press by spreading a “burkini” over Brummer’s tainted history of fraud allegations. But let’s face it: Professor Chris Brummer is no rapper Chris Brown – neither could Brummer dance in Brown’s famous “Hoes Ain’t Loyal” with Nicole Gueron. Professor Chris Brummer is the “Dr. Bratwurst” – with a ludicrous degree in “Germanic Studies,” who couldn’t claim titles to a single skill set. Sources say Professor Chris Brummer’s rejection by the U.S. Senate was because of his complete incompetency for a CFTC job. His long record of alleged lies, affairs, frauds also went against the nasty, nutty professor Chris Brummer.
Meet Professor Chris Brummer, A criminal Michael Milken lackey
Georgetown University Professor Chris Brummer is a lackey for the notorious, convicted stock criminal Michael Milken. In the twilight of the Obama Administration allegedly influenced by money from Michael Milken – who is a major political donor to the Clinton Foundation and a convicted felon (sentenced to 10 years in prison, pleaded guilty to 6 criminal counts – LA Times) – Professor Chris Brummer was named to a CFTC position in March 2016, subject to Senate confirmation. The CFTC regulates pricing in the nation’s commodity markets which directly affect the lives of millions of hardworking American farmers.
What about Chris Brummer’s experience in the agriculture industry? None!
Now the Senate Agriculture Committee has outright rejected Chris Brummer’s only chance for confirmation before a long recess. Without it, a nominee is automatically disqualified – game over. The latest government action against Chris Brummer exposed Brummer’s laundry list of alleged frauds, lies and rumored sex, extramarital affair with a FINRA “star witness.” Some say Chris Brummer is a disgrace for Georgetown University and a shame for the academic community at large. In 2015, Chris Brummer and his rubber stamp FINRA NAC were caught with fabricating evidence, lies and outright fraud. The SEC complaint against Chris Brummer attracted extensive media attention.
“Dumped in the ‘trash’ by the US Senate, Chris Brummer is gasping for air in the hot DC summer – it was deeply humiliating for the incompetent Georgetown University airhead.”
Chris Brummer, a tenured professor, a Georgetown Law School waste
But who is this controversial professor Chris Brummer? Why is he known as Dr. Bratwurst?
Chris Brummer is a 37 year old Georgetown University “law professor” with a ridiculous PhD in “Germanic Studies” – that is – making Bratwurst sausages, drinking German beer and dancing with naked European women while singing the Germanic opera during Oktoberfest. What about that joyful “sausage” PhD degree’s connection to America’s agriculture industry – a prerequisite for a CFTC nominee, and Brummer’s qualification for the CFTC position? None! Zero!
When asked about what exactly the nutty Professor Brummer does at Georgetown in a May 2015 interview with an obscure online publication “the Woluwe Independent,” Brummer’s answer was shocking: “I don’t know!” More, the loony tunes professor Chris Brummer spilled his guts out admitting he didn’t give a damn about his Georgetown law teaching job:
“I only spend 3-5 hours a week teaching and I have something called tenure, which means I can’t really get fired, unless I end up assassinating somebody or something.”
Professor Chris Brummer, Is America’s agriculture industry A Bratwurst sausage?
“It is indeed laughable that Chris Brummer, aka Dr. Bratwurst’s background in grilling German Bratwurst sausages was cited as his ‘extensive experience’ in America’s agriculture industry.”
The Senate ruling against Chris Brummer has tossed the Dr. Bratwurst straight into disarray, and dealt a serious blow to his dream of leaping from a dark classroom to the ranks of the nation’s government wastes.
“Many folks in DC believe the US Senate only rejects losers because it’s a waste of time. Chris Brummer fits that bill. There must be a big letter ‘L’ glazed over Chris Brummer’s forehead,” said a Washington insider. “Chris Brummer’s hallucination of padding an already bloated bio is officially over.”
“Chris Brummer’s life is like a hot air balloon – all air, all BS, no substance. With the Senate action against him? Brummer is done, toasted.”
Professor Chris Brummer – Not the first trick of fraud, a FINRA “muppet”
Chris Brummer’s humiliating defeat isn’t the first time the Dr. Bratwurst, Chris Brummer landed himself in hot water. Brummer has a reliable history of alleged fraud, lies and regulatory abuses.
In 2015, Professor Chris Brummer was strongly rebuked in regulatory filings made public by the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). Chris Brummer was accused of fabricating evidence against two black men while he was making extra money doing a moonlighting job as a rubber stamp, hearing panel member for FINRA (Financial Industry Regulatory Authority), National Adjudicatory Council (FINRA NAC).
Before Brummer landed the part time gig at FINRA, FINRA had desperately sought a black man to dress up an all-white FINRA NAC in order to appease the “Black Lives Matter” folks. Chris Brummer had got out of school “grilling sausages” with a degree in “Germanic Studies” – but no experience in financial regulations. Clearly, Chris Brummer wasn’t qualified. But he got the FINRA job anyway. Brummer turned out to be a useful tool for the rigged FINRA NAC hearing panel.
“Professor Chris Brummer’s appalling disqualifications for the FINRA NAC job didn’t bother FINRA. It was orchestrated by FINRA General Counsel Robert L.D. Colby, a bureaucrat making four times as much as the US President for not doing much.”
Chris Brummer is a black man – the right profile for the perfect “Uncle Tom” FINRA was looking for.
“Brummer is also obedient, kowtowing to FINRA abusers as long as he is paid.”
Brummer’s wife Rachel Loko Brummer, a low-level SEC bureaucrat also allegedly pressured FINRA to hire the unqualified Chris Brummer:
“Chris needed the money. He is a die-hard star wars addict. The man lives on another planet,” said Rachel Loko Brummer, according to a source. “FINRA could play that Chris Brummer Muppet in any way they wanted.”
Chris Brummer, drowning in the Michael Milken Criminal Hot Water
With FINRA NAC’s money in his pockets, Chris Brummer started doing its dirty laundry. The money was good but Brummer wanted more. Greed drove Brummer straight into the criminal territory of Michael Milken: Chris Brummer signed on as a mouthpiece for the Milken Institute – a sham “charity front” for the stock felon Michael Milken. Michael Milken is the notorious kingpin of the largest bond fraud in American history, exposed in the New York Times.
“FINRA deliberately put the stock criminal Michael Milken’s front man Chris Brummer on the FINRA NAC panel – knowing full well the FINRA NAC is tasked with rooting out criminals just like Michael Milken,” said a legal expert. “FINRA knew there was serious conflict of interest and they knew Brummer was an idiot in financial regulations.”
“But who says the FINRA ‘Uncle Tom’ Chris Brummer must know finance? Chris Brummer knows how to bend his knees as long as he holds his dollar bills.”
It’s true the nutty professor Chris Brummer hasn’t worked a minute in the financial industry. Chris Brummer nevertheless was chosen by FINRA NAC as the only black man on the FINRA National Adjudicatory Council (NAC), a notorious rubber stamp to facilitate FINRA’s regulatory rape and abuses against minority brokers.
“FINRA NAC is a rigged appellate body inside FINRA – controlled by the same grossly overpaid FINRA general counsel Robert Colby. It has ruled in favor of FINRA bureaucrats against minority brokers 100% of the time. The fix was in at FINRA NAC with Chris Brummer – the perfect FINRA ‘Uncle Tom.”
Fraud, Lies, sex, cover-up, Professor Chris Brummer captured in a FINRA Kangaroo court
Sure enough, in March 2014, Chris Brummer was paid to oversee a FINRA NAC hearing against two black brokers – whose 17-year, spotless regulatory records were utterly ruined by Chris Brummer. In a rigged FINRA NAC hearing, Professor Chris Brummer toed the perfect, racist FINRA party line to lynch the two black men. The notorious and racist FINRA enforcement staffer Jeffrey Bloom put it more bluntly: “We are going to nail those two black guys in New York.”
An obscure Chicago University professor Charles Senatore was also present at the hearing. (Charles Senatore later lied and denied in a recorded conversation he had any role in the FINRA hearing. “It was Chris Brummer and FINRA who had set it all up… I had left FINRA NAC December 2013. I wasn’t at the hearing…”). FINRA “star witness” Maureen Gearty testified under oath she had lied to FINRA many times before.
Dubbed the “FINRA Uncle Tom,” Professor Chris Brummer allegedly had extramarital sex with a FINRA witness Maureen Gearty, a heavyset redhead who was already in a steamy relationship with the married, convicted stock felon Ronen Zakai. Gearty and Zakai at the time had just pulled off a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme called the “Social Innovation Fund.”
“FINRA staffer Jeffrey Bloom knew I had lied to FINRA. He said he was fine with it,” said Maureen Gearty under oath. “Jeffrey Bloom said everyone lies, including himself. So it didn’t matter to him what the facts were.”
Maureen Gearty was then caught on the tape saying she was just a “secretary” under the thumbs of the two black investment brokers. Gearty further stated she had never owned or controlled a small brokerage firm First Merger Capital where the two brokers were employed. Despite Maureen Gearty’s confession of having repeatedly defrauded FINRA, Chris Brummer nonetheless called Gearty an “incredibly lovely woman.”
It was rumored that Professor Chris Brummer had insatiable appetite and perhaps lust towards Maureen Gearty. The facts underlying the case seem to strongly support a biased FINRA NAC ruling by Brummer. Gearty was an admitted serial liar: Maureen Gearty (a self-proclaimed “secretary”) in fact owned the brokerage firm as well as controlled the two black brokers. She fired the two black men after she was caught cheating investors out of millions with her lover Ronen Zakai through a fraudulent “Social Innovation Fund.” When the massive Maureen Gearty, Ronen Zakai Ponzi scheme was exposed by Manhattan’s District Attorney and Zakai was sentenced to prison, Maureen Gearty blamed her criminal conducts on the two innocent brokers Talman Harris, William Scholander.
As Chris Brummer nodded his head non-stop like a rooster agreeing with Mureen Gearty’s lies, evidence caught Chris Brummer pants down: It was Maureen Gearty who had spent the firm’s money on lavish steak dinners, a Lexus sedan, Zakai’s brand new BMW 750, dating site Match.com and even the Jenny Craig weight loss programs that never worked for Maureen Gearty’s sizable physique. Chris Brummer was played like a dumb “yo-yo.” The FINRA Uncle Tom Chris Brummer suffered severe “burns” as evidence surfaced against his fantasy story:
During the rigged FINRA NAC hearing process, Chris Brummer allegedly had sex with Maureen Gearty on several occasions and literally shielded her ass from the massive Ronen Zakai, Maureen Ponzi scheme – who were co-managers and sole owners of the fraudulent “Social Innovation Fund.” The evidence is here:
The Imbecile Professor Chris Brummer, two black men’s scalps
Despite the many lies told by Maureen Gearty, sex and passion overwhelmed Professor Chris Brummer. Brummer sided with Gearty and nailed the two black men to the ground and collected their scalps. Until, it all fell apart: Chris Brummer’s shady background was discovered by the US Senate. Brummer was toasted like a bagel.
In 2015, the “wild boar” Professor Chris Brummer vowed to shut town the internet and choke America’s right to free speech – simply because he didn’t enjoy online investigative articles that had exposed his total incompetency and alleged fraud, sex and lies within the rigged FINRA NAC.
In 2015, Professor Chris Brummer sued a prominent media outlet for defamation. The desperate spoliation was quickly thrown out of court.
Thanks to the Senate action, America can now take a breather knowing this notorious Georgetown Professor Chris Brummer – Dr. Bratwurst is not going to be the “burned sausage” ruining America’s commodity markets.
Chris Brummer has declined repeated requests for comment. Readers may wonder why he’s hiding from the American public.