HOT POCKETS HAS MADE SHORTS THAT LITERALLY HAVE HOT POCKETS FOR HEAT RETENTION
I totally forgot about Hot Pockets. I haven’t had one of these snacks in years! If you don’t know what they are, they’re a pretty satisfying little pocket of satisfying meal that are easy to make, take and devour on the run. Their caption reads, “The tried and true classic. Titans of snacktime. Hunger’s worst nightmare. Dive into the cheesy, saucy, and savory world of HOT POCKETS frozen sandwiches.” But speaking of being on the run, what if you want to take your savory snack with you but you don’t want to have it luke warm or cold? Well, Hot Pockets has now made cargo shorts that will let you do that, and they literally have Hot Pockets to keep them warm!
IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT FASHION JUDGEMENT, HOT POCKETS’ HOT POCKETS ARE A WINNER
Sure, it’s more than a novelty. And it’s not high fashion by any means. But people who love these snacks are likely unconcerned about any snickers from the peanut gallery. And the company has teamed up with Columbus Fashion Alliance to create a pair of cargo shorts that will keep your snacks toasty. They come with a pocket on both thighs that sport the labels “hot” and cold”. And the “hot” pocket also includes the caption, “insert sandwich here.” But there’s more, of course! There’s also the graphic of a little devil with the quote “stay heated.”
HOT POCKETS CARGO SHORTS WILL KEEP YOUR SNACKS WARM NO MATTER WHAT THIS WINTER
But your “I don’t care what anyone thinks” fashion statement will also come with a matching hoodie that says “irresistibly hot” on the front and “hotter in the Wild West” on the back. Hot Pockets is marketing these, obviously, as a way to keep your favorite snacks nice and toasty no matter how cold it is outside. Unfortunately, these shorts will only come in men’s sizing, starting tomorrow on December 12th. But I’m sure if any ladies out there are truly interested in outing themselves as utterly carefree geeky snack eaters, they’ll figure out which size will work.
I totally forgot about Hot Pockets! Well, I guess they fixed that!