Fancy Feast Served Humans Cat Food in New York City?

FANCY FEAST EVENT IN NYC A HUMANS ONLY AFFAIR TO SAMPLE HIGH-END CAT FOOD

Ah, man, I miss all the fanciest events! How did I not know that there was an opportunity to finally, at last, sample some of the most amazing cat food ever made? Because last week, people had the opportunity to be served Fancy Feast at a New York City restaurant. For two days! Really, how did I miss this? If you ever had a cat, you know about this cat food brand. Shoot, even if you never had a cat, you know about it. It’s the kind of thing any cat lover would immediately jump on the counter for. Fancy Feast! For humans…

FANCY FEAST NOW HAS A POP-UP RESTAURANT TO HOST HUMAN TASTINGS OF CAT FOOD?

But all kitting aside, this really happened. The cat food brand made their cat food tasting available at their trattoria, “Gatto Bianco.” And yes, Gatto Bianco was a pop-up restaurant. The two-day event even included a meet-and-greet with the fancy ad campaign kitty. Anyone interested in attending were given a complimentary tasting menu that offered “to mirror the sensory experience of cats at mealtime.” So if you felt any shame at the temptation of eating Fancy Feast cat food standing in your kitchen, this could have been the event for you!

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NOT SURE HOW ANY WET CAT FOOD, EVEN FANCY FEAST, DOESN’T SMELL LIKE VOMIT

So I must admit that I grew up with cats as pets for many years. But when I had to feed them when I was a kid, it was a sensory overload just opening the cans of wet food. If I recall correctly, and I do recall correctly, our cats went nuts as soon as they smelled their favorite, Tender Vittles. And no, that was not a fancy feast offering. But really, the smell always made me want to barf. Overwhelmingly. I hated feeding the cats! I never wanted to know what it tasted like. But yes, I did at some point smell Fancy Feast cat food. And to be fair, it smelled nominally better!

So if you want to try this, I’m guessing it will happen again. Bookmark their reservations page for the next installment! FancyFeast.com/Reservations.