Everyone say “yaaaaaaay” – Syrian dictator Basar al-Assad joined and was immediately lambasted on Instagram (click to see for yourself)!
#selfies! #carnage!
Yes, the man that many might say is responsible for the bloodiest civil war so far this century has gotten it together on the ol’ social media front and decided to start taking pictures of his day to day life running one of the worst regimes in modern history.
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Did we mention he’s a former dentist? He’s a former fucking dentist.
SEE Basar shake a soldier’s hand!
TREMBLE at his (frankly very attractive) wife hugging an older (not so attractive) lady! Is she a generous woman, passing her beauty onto a less beautiful person… or perhaps she’s strangling her? It could be both. You never quite know with dictators.
GAZE upon a dictator doing fucking boring paperwork. Guess what, hippie? Bloodshed and mass murder of your own people means a lot of forms to fill out. If you want to get to the top, man, you gotta fill out a lot of paperwork. Think being a despotic leader is all glamor? It ain’t. We aren’t all Muammar Gaddafi with our all-female mercenaries and our half Tyler Perry as Madea / half first-ten-minutes of “Coming To America” robes. Nope. If you wanna be the best, you do your homework. Like Assad here.
BEHOLD his foxy wife literally taking food from an old woman’s plate what does she have against old people her and her husband are monsterrrrrrrs.
SHRIEK at the fact that Syrian government can’t so much as finish building an IKEA sofa – leaving the legs off – let alone maintain strong leadership. The nerve (gas)!
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RECOIL as Basar al-Assad headbutts a child in the face. See for yourself!
HITLER I mean if you’re a dictator and you raise your right hand too high people are gonna assume things, man. “Is he waving at me or is he Hitlering?” You can never be too sure. Dictators! They just don’t understand.
