MAN FAKES BIKER GANG KIDNAPPING FOR NEW LIFE WITH MISTRESS
What’s your story? Only you know. We can only know if you tell us, and if you tell us true. But for one Virginia man, Larry Wayne Price Jr., we know his story is total hogwash. Larry was reported missing. Then he was found hours later on the side of a road. Larry told police a biker gang kidnapped him, drugged him and held him against his will. Sounds awful and scary! But it was total, utter, bullshit of the highest order. There was no kidnapping. According to the FBI, Larry made that story up, as well as a few others. All the fibbing was a bid to disappear with his mistress in order to start a new life. And yes, you guessed it, Larry is a married man.
WIFE STARTS MASSIVE MANHUNT TO FIND EXTRAMARITAL TOOL
Police arrested Larry last week and charged him with lying to federal authorities. That’s a basic no-no. It opens up all kinds of bad doors. Authorities are holding him on a half a million dollar bond. Larry’s wife reported him missing back on April 14. The police in their hometown Bluefield, along with the country sheriff’s office, then started a huge search for Larry. They even used state police choppers and dogs. Larry was found later that night after a driver noticed him on the side of the road. This was on route 61 near Gratton, Virginia.
FOUND HOURS LATER, MAN TRIES TO BULLSHIT FBI, DOES A SHIT JOB
Authorities report that after they took him to a hospital, Larry sold his story of kidnap and drugged woe. He also said the biker gang took him to one of his businesses, Hawg Pit Cycles in West Virginia. He said they they took his keys an emptied the safe. Larry also said they stole his pocketknife and his 9mm pistol, all at gunpoint. But Larry isn’t too smart. His motorcycle shop has a security camera. The footage didn’t show anything to confirm his story, no kidnapping, nothing. Larry’s a fucking idiot. Larry then tried to change his story when interviewed by the FBI.
THE GRASS IS NEVER GREENER IN PRISON
But the FBI found that Larry had been in contact with a woman the day he went missing. The woman managed a restaurant Larry owns. While Larry denied having an affair with her, the woman confirmed to authorities that they had talked about disappearing together and move near her father’s home to start a new life. But Larry will be starting a new life on the inside. His new wife will not be what he hoped for. Nor will his new mistress.