BangBros Porn Site Applies to Rename Miami Heat Arena

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BangBros Porn Site Applies to Rename Miami Heat Arena

BANGBROS PORN SITE MAKES BID TO RENAME MIAMI HEAT ARENA

So the Miami Heat have been pretty much screwed ever since Lebron left and Riley screwed up and let Dwayne Wade leave briefly to Chicago.  But now, getting screwed on film could be a new reality for the franchise.  Well, sort of.  But it’s awesome, nonetheless.  If you have a pulse and are under 50, maybe 60, you’ve likely heard of a porn site, BangBros.  It’s, um, huge.  And it is very very successful and has been for some time.  As Avenue Q noted, the Internet is for Porn.  But now, porn could be getting a new face.  BangBros has applied a $10 million bid to be the new owners of the American Airlines Arena in Miami.  And yes, that is the home of the Heat.

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If this gets off, I mean goes thru, porn will have penetrated the NBA in a totally new way.  I just wish this had happened while Wade and Lebron were still playing with the Heat.  They may not have liked it.  But they’d have been huge bang brothers.  And as for the term facial, we’d get some serious industry cross-over dribble.  Um, you know what I mean.  But BangBros is aiming for a conservative marketing splash, at least.  They want to name the arena the BBC, or the BangBros Center.

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BUT WILL THE NBA PARTNER WITH A PORN SITE?  WE’LL WAIT AND SEE; THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

But so far, we have no idea what chance there is of their bid going all the way.  It’s not like the NBA to take their family friendly image and plug it right into a porn partnership.  But who knows?  At least this didn’t happen in Phoenix, or Cleveland, or San Antonio, or a few others when there were some intra-team affairs going on.  But I love how one local Miami Twitter user spread the joy when he heard the news.  He wrote, “Bang Bros should buy the naming rights to the Dolphins’ stadium because all my life they’ve done nothing but f–ked me.”

So drum roll on this one!  I’ll just close with some fundamental basketball wisdom.  When you dribble, be sure to keep your head up.

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