Eye scanners can completely destroy your brain and privacy. The latest trend can be worrying to some. Don’t worry.
There’s nothing more awkward than making direct, extended eye contact with someone while they’re fucking you, so it should come as no surprise that eye scanners are making a leap from the pages of science fiction novels and into the American workplace. This includes airports and schools, according to CNN. That’s good, right? All you’d need to get through airport security might be your fucking eyeballs. At least we’re getting one more futuristic invention used in regular life. Can a brother get a hoverboard?
Eyelock is just one company developing the software, which is capable of scanning up to 50 people’s eyes in a minute. It’s already in use in some elementary schools, middle schools, and colleges, and is reportedly going to be sent to some airports in the near future. It may even replace the need for passwords – since all the information in your fucking eyeballs have you even thought about how weird this is is converted to binary code by the software.
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Look at this bank employee looking into the fucking future like ain’t no thang:
You can also use this technology at the ATM just by looking into a camera. Before, someone had to know your pin number. Now all someone need’s to do before getting money from your account is YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS OH MY GOD THEY’RE GOING TO TAKE OUR EYES RUUUUUU-
promotional image by eyelock, post written by Ned Hepburn
