Briana Smith Won Hooters Pageant, Wants to Be Mortician

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Briana Smith Won Hooters Pageant, Wants to Be Mortician

MISS HOOTERS INTERNATIONAL BEAUTY PAGEANT WINNER BRIANA SMITH WANTS TO BE A MORTICIAN

So I must admit I’ve been to a Hooters.  I was told they have good burgers.  And they do!  But honestly, it’s not the side of fries anyone really goes to Hooters for.  It’s all in the name.  But to be fair, if your business model is boobs, Hooters keeps it simple and real.  As Butthead once said to Beavis, “I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.”  Indeed.  But for one Hooters “girl,” she has another career in mind.  She wants to be a mortician.  But she’s not just any Hooters girl!  She’s Briana Smith, and she’s the Mount Everest of Hooters.  She just won their beauty pageant and is their premier calendar girl, to boot.  Well, just look at any picture of her!

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NOT, REALLY, HOOTERS BOMBSHELL BRIANA SMITH PLANS ON BEING A MORTICIAN

But a mortician?  I’ve heard of people saying they’d just die to meet someone.  But that seems to be her business model of the future.  All jokes aside, being a mortician is no mean feat.  Personally, I shudder to think of doing that kind of work.  Ever.  But Briana Smith, the 2019 Miss Hooters International Pageant winner, really wants to be a mortician.  I suppose morticians have to want to be morticians.  Somehow, that never made any list of “I want to be’s.”

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BUT FIRST, BRIANA SMITH WILL GRACE THE NEXT HOOTERS CALENDAR, DEPLOYED TO OUR DEPLOYED MILITARY PERSONNEL

But the 21-year-old bombshell has some more exposure so come before she helps to prepare the dead.  She’s also the star in the coming 2020 Hooters Calendar which will support Operation Calendar Drop.  That’s the program where Hooters sends the calendars to deployed, active-duty military personnel, in the United States and across the globe.  Hooters has sent out over 100,000 calendars in said service since 2013.  So Briana Smith will be a big, um, figure in the next Hooters Calendar deploying to the actively deployed.  And then?  She’ll finish her training to be a mortician.  And then provide service to the dead and their families.

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