GOODNESS GRACIOUS, SHAQUILLE’S BALLS ON FIRE! BECAUSE ICY HOT WORKS ON EVERYTHING
So I hate muscle soreness, especially when it’s on top of fatigue. But now, I can barely sneeze without getting both, and fast. So while that is an age joke, I’m not saying that a bad cold makes me need various ointments for sneezed out muscles. You know, ointments like Icy Hot? But I must say that Icy Hot works. I used it, several times, back when I could still do hard athletics and didn’t want to stop doing more for several days. But if you use it, you need to be careful about application. Shaquille O’Neal just opened up about one experience that involves, well, his balls. I, for one, don’t even have to imagine what he’s talking about.
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So yes, now we’re talking about Shaq and Icy Hot. And no, that’s not a coincidence. Shaq has endorsed the product for a number of years now. And, I must admit, I don’t really care for Shaq the player, even in retrospect. But he is a funny, if dated partisan sports commentator. And now, we have the story from the big man himself about what really convinced him of this ointment’s true power. Shaquille had a thigh bruise back in his playing days, and the trainer used Icy Hot on it just before a game. But! He was a little too liberal with its application.
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AND DON’T TAKE A SHOWER, SHAQUILLE! THAT ONLY MAKES IT WORSE, BUT MILK DOES A BODY GOOD
And then the game started, but so did the freezing burn. Except, not where Shaq wanted it. Shaq explained, “During the game, my little guys started getting hot — like, really hot, I thought something was wrong. It got to the point where I was like, ‘I need a doctor. My little guys are on fire.’ And he was like, ‘Oh, I think I put the IcyHot too high.’” Ouch! Even worse? Shaquille played the whole first half with that feeling. So at halftime, he took a shower. But as I can also attest to, that only made the unthinkable sensation even stronger.
But luckily for Shaq, a janitor knew how to fix it. Milk! Yes, milk down there. Besides the innuendos, I just wish someone had told me. Seriously.
