ENGLISH DOCTOR SAYS THE BEST PLACE FOR SEX AT HOME IS ACTUALLY NOT THE BEDROOM, SO WHERE?
So this is new. Most people want to be really great in the bedroom. But one doctor who specialized in menopause and libido says the best place at home for sex isn’t the bedroom. Sure, there are all those normal sorts of reasons for this. Off the top of my head, ahem, I can say having sex elsewhere at home can spice things up, at the least. So think about this, if briefly. Which room do you have sex in the most at home? Most people are going to say in the bedroom. Which makes sense, even if it’s kind of boring. And yes, I am aware that if you’re having regular sex, that’s not boring at all. But you’ll be a little surprised where Dr. Shahzadi Harper says you should “aim” to have sex in.
THE KITCHEN IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BURN THE MOST CALORIES WITH SEX, KEEP IT SPICY
So where do you think it is? Which room? If you chewed this over and caught the spice comment, you may already know the answer. The kitchen! But why the kitchen? Well, evidently when you get it on in the kitchen you tend to burn more calories while en flagrante (um, getting it on). But I’m sure germaphobes are a little horrified. I frankly don’t care where getting it on happens, so long as I can’t get arrested for it. And no, I’m not that much of a dog. But I am practical.
COWGIRL GETS YOU THERE WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING ANYWHERE AT ALL
But Dr. Harper fleshed out her rationale for the kitchen. She told English media, “The kitchen is the best room to have sex in, a kitchen table or a worktop is always a handy prop. I think also one of the positions that you think for a woman when you talk about calorie burning, which is quite good, I think would be a dining chair. Him sitting down and you’re sitting across straddling him. As a woman, you’re burning more calories in that position.” See? That makes sense, doesn’t it? And yes, I am a guy. But I’m a firm believer in exercise.