WOW! BRITISH COLUMBIA SAYS A GLORY HOLE IS A GREAT, SAFE WAY FOR COVID ERA SEX!
Canada sometimes feels so close, yet so far away. I’m sure people who wanted to avoid the Viet Nam draft felt the same way. But this time, it’s a virtual, cultural(?), dissonance. So yes, the Covid pandemic has made a lot of things seem really strange and stressful. And since everyone still wants to have sex, that can be a challenge to do safely if you don’t have an exclusive partner. But the British Columbia Centre for Disease Control has some safety tips. And one of the bullet points is using glory holes. GLORY HOLES. Eh? Really?
WHAT’S A GLORY HOLE? A HOLE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN, BELIEVE ME
So if you haven’t had the pleasure of accidently clicking on a link that showed you what a glory hole is, you don’t know what I’m talking about. Or if you have the lamest friends ever, who don’t talk about weird stuff like this. A glory hole is a hole in the wall. K? And yes, it’s a hole you have sex thru. Tales of the Glory Hole exist everywhere. But Google that carefully, I mean really. But yes, if you have sex thru a wall and wear a condom or dental dam or whatever, you will have incredibly safe Covid sex. You’re not kissing. No literal skin on skin.
CONDOMS, DENTAL DAMS, NO KISSING AND A GLORY HOLE ARE ALL ON SAFE LIST
But it’s still sex. And it’s on an official health page in a Canadian province as a good thing to do. Sorry, it’s hard to type while laughing so hard. So sure, there are a lot of other recommendations. No face to face sex positions. Got it. Use prophylactics. Check. Don’t kiss. Ok, that’s there. But all I see is every scene in Pretty Woman. But the most effective method to stay safe from Covid and get laid is to use a Glory Hole. Now that’s what I call Canadian bacon.