Georgia Cops Respond to Body On Tracks, But It’s a Sex Doll

Georgia Cops Respond to Body On Tracks, But It’s a Sex Doll

GEORGIA COPS RESPOND TO REPORT OF BODY NEAR TRAIN TRACKS, BUT IT’S A SEX DOLL

So Georgia is a mess these days.  You may have heard the governor there banned any bans on face masks.  So it’s a dicey situation there.  But Georgia cops got taken for a ride earlier this week.  And last I checked, Tuesday wasn’t April Fool’s Day.  Well, except in Allenhurst, Georgia, that is.  But you can’t say the cops did anything wrong.  Except for maybe not looking a little bit closer.  Someone spotted a body near the railroad tracks there.  So Liberty County deputies responded to the scene.  And, yes, they found a body there.  But it took some time for them to realize it wasn’t really a body.  It was a sex doll.

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GEORGIA COPS FOLLOWED PROTOCOL, AND DIDN’T TOUCH BODY UNTIL CORONER ARRIVED

So here’s the deal.  These Georgia cops followed protocol.  Unfortunately, they don’t look too good as a result.  Sure, there was a “body” there.  And police aren’t supposed to so much as touch one at the scene until the coroner arrives.  You know, to preserve evidence at the scene?  I’ve seen it a ton on cops shows on TV.  And, it’s a good protocol.  But I have to imagine that if you just took a close look, you’d see this body was an inflatable pleasure tool.  And, considering the location, I wouldn’t want to touch it either.  That being a body or a sex doll, either way.

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WHEN CORONER ARRIVED, GEORGIA COPS QUICKLY REALIZED DEAD WOMAN WAS DISGUSTING SEX DOLL

But the coroner didn’t arrive instantly.  So the Georgia cops were simply guarding a potential crime scene for no reason.  But once the coroner did show up, police did start investigating the body.  It’s the normal situation.  Are there any injuries and that sort of thing.  But as soon as they did, they realized what was going on.  A sex doll.  So sure, it was anatomically perfect.  It had realistic features and had a full set of clothing on.  But oops.  So was this a prank on these hapless Georgia cops?  Or did someone get tired of their sex doll and toss it by the wayside?  Pretty disgusting, no matter how you look at it.  Even up close.

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