NEW STUDY FINDS THAT COVID INFECTION NOW CAUSES ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, TOO
So much for things looking up with Covid. I mean, sure, there’s not really any good news out there about the pandemic. Well, unless you live in New Zealand. But now we’ve got even more bad news to bring everyone down even more. Well, a few things will be going down and staying down, worse than a knockout punch. That’s right, now we know that Covid infections also cause ED. For the uninitiated under the age of 35, ED means erectile dysfunction. In other words, men who had a Covid infection have a much greater chance of not getting it up. And so far, that’s all we know.
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COVID VASCULAR DAMAGE NOW INCLUDES THE PENIS, WHICH IS BAD NEWS FOR MEN
This erectile dysfunction downer news comes from the a study in the Why-Axis Newsletter. Sure, the pandemic is still killing a lot of people worldwide. But many who catch it just have to endure the symptoms of a bad cold. Well, so much for leaky sneezes being a thing of the past. Now, science tells us that penile tissue in Covid patients in the study had vascular damage. We already knew that Covid causes all sorts of vascular damage in general. But now the penis, too? And we still have no idea how this damage causes erectile dysfunction, or for how (um) long.
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COVID INFECTION NUMBERS SHOW ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION RATES 3 TIMES HIGHER
So another word folks under the age of 35 won’t likely know is impotence. If you are impotent, it means you can’t get it up. And even if you can, you can’t keep it up to get anywhere with it. It’s every man’s nightmare scenario, and this pandemic just might be a mood killer for years to, well, (not) come. The study found that roughly 9% of men in the study had ED without ever having had a Covid infection. But for those with a Covid infection? Nearly 3 times higher. In other words, Covid all by itself has tripled the rate of erectile dysfunction in under 2 years. And we have no idea how, why, how long or what we can do about it. And while other things won’t, I bet those numbers go up in the coming year.
So that chart above says it all. So guys, maybe go out and get yourself the Covid vaccine? And maybe especially the Johnson & Johnson, just because it says it twice?