WILD BOAR MOMMA MAKES OFF WITH LAPTOP BAG, BUCK NAKED GERMAN MAN RUNS IN PURSUIT
So naturists are interesting people. And it’s more popular than prudes like us Americans have any clue of. Evidently, there’s a lot to experiencing the world buck naked. I must say being naked in a hot tub next to the ocean is nice. But I digress about the undress. So evidently nature likes experiencing us, too. And a man in Germany found this out the hard way. No, not that kind of hard way. That’s dirty. Anyway, Germans often like being naked outside. And a lake near Berlin is a popular spot. But when a wild boar momma and her piglets strolled thru looking for food, they made off with a bad that had a laptop computer in it. When the owner saw his computer on the run, he gave chase, buck naked.
WILD BOARS LEFT FOREST TO FIND SOME EASY FOOD, LIKE THE PIZZA THEY ATE FIRST
So the momma wild boar sauntered out of the nearby forest with her two piglets, on the hunt for an easy mean. A lot of the people there were nervous, because wild boars are, well, wild. But the boars seemed pretty mellow. They found and ate a pizza in one man’s bag while he was swimming in the lake. But the boars wanted more! They found a bright yellow bag and thought it looked promising. So momma took the bag to go. But when the owner saw his laptop computer leaving, he gave chase. Everyone there enjoyed the show, laughing. It must have been quite the sight.
WHEN YOU’RE BUCK NAKED IN NATURE, BE SURE TO KNOW YOUR SURROUNDINGS
So if you ever decide to go buck naked for some relaxing fun, be aware of your surroundings! A beach is likely a safer bet. Seagulls are the usual culprits for any food theft. A doubt they’d go for a computer. Plus, running naked after a flying bird is a waste of time. No matter how good you look on the go! But this wild boar computer hunt ended harmlessly. The momma boar let the bag go, seeing the naked man’s dedication. And, everyone clapped for the man as he returned, victorious with his computer, and nothing else, in hand.