GHOST SEX IS REAL, BETTER THAN THE LIVING MEN
Have you ever had a ghost lover? Have you ever had 20 ghost lovers? A woman named Amethyst Realm, 27, claims to love sex, but only with ghosts. Everyone loves spirited lovemaking, but this is beyond the pale. Realm, a spiritual guidance counselor, claims to have had sex with 20 ghosts. Everyone has their histories of lovers and trysts, but we keep our physical passions…. physical. Realm loves ghosts and she prefers having sex with ghosts, or getting ghosted. She no longer has sex with living men.
GETTING GHOSTED IS MORE SATISFYING
Realm recently appeared on the British TV show “ITV This Morning” to reveal what sex with ghosts, which she calls getting “ghosted,” is really like. The first of her ghost lovers was 12 years ago. She and her then (living) fiancé had just moved into a house where Realm felt a “strange entity’s presence.” “It started as an energy, then became physical,” she said on the morning show. “There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost. You can feel it. It’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath and stroking, and the energy as well.”
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
Realm had sex with her first ghost for three years, but the ghosted affair ended when her living husband came home early one day. He saw the “shadowy shape of a man” through the window. According to Realm, she swore off living men and has only had hookups ever since from the Other Side. Now, Realm never has sex with living men and says she’s had sexual encounters with at least 20 ghosts. After her 20 different spiritual affairs, Realm is looking to settle down and get pregnant with one of her ghost lovers.
WOMAN WANTS GHOST LOVERS TO KNOCK HER UP
“I’ve done a bit of research into phantom pregnancies,” she said. “There’s a possibility that it is a ghost in you, but people don’t know how to carry it to full term.”
GHOST SEX REPORTEDLY HEAVY, COLD AFFAIR
Other celebrities have claimed to have had sex with ghosts. Both singers, Bobby Brown and Keshha have come out of the spiritual closet and talked about their ghostly sexcapades. Alexandra Holzer, a ghost researcher, says most ghost sex reports from the living describe the coitus as heavy but not so hot. “The people who report having sex with a ghost report feeling pressure on them and even penetration, but ghosts don’t have warmth,” she said in an interview. “When they’re in the room, it’s a very cold environment.” Getting ghosted is cold cuddling.
WAIT, IT COULD ALL BE A DEPRESSIVE HALLUCINATION!
Don’t be worried if you don’t believe in ghosts, ghost sex or even ghost pregnancies! One psychotherapist, Tina Radziszewicz, explains that it’s entirely possible that all these encounters could be some form of hallucination. I know, surprising! She says it’s the sort of sensation or perception that happens when we move between the wakefulness and sleep. So, when you fall asleep, you might not actually be having sex with a ghost. It could also be your cat falling asleep on your legs.