Maybe the Stupidest Meth Head Arrest Ever in Wyoming

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Maybe the Stupidest Meth Head Arrest Ever in Wyoming

STUPIDEST METH HEAD EVER CALLS POLICE, WHY DIDN’T YO ARREST ME? POLICE OBLIGE

So I have to admit, I’ve never watched any of the tv shows about criminals and the methamphetamine business.  Sure, they’re all really popular.  But that’s maybe because the meth business is a problem all across the United States.  But I am aware of the news.  And every time there’s a bit of real news about criminals and crystal meth, there’s always a subtext of stupidity.  But this may be the stupidest meth criminal I’ve ever heard of.  Sure, he’s a meth head.  But wow, just wow.  A 62-year-old man in Wyoming called the police to ask why they didn’t arrest him after they raided his home the day before.

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METH HEAD THOUGHT POLICE RAIDED HIS HOME THE DAY BEFORE, BUT HE WAS HALLUCINATING

So sure, that’s a totally fair question.  Why would the police raid a meth head’s home and not even bother to arrest him?  Is it because there were no drugs?  Did they both the raid in a legal sense?  Well, no.  The raid never happened.  Well, I should say, it only happened in the meth head’s, um, head.  Or what’s left of it at this point.  In other words, this man called the police and complained about their not arresting him because drugs fried his brain.  You know a really good way to get police to notice you?  Be high on drugs and call them, complaining they didn’t arrest you.

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WYOMING COPS QUICKLY FIND METH HEAD DRIVING, WHO PROMPTLY SAYS HE’S STILL HIGH

So what happened next?  Well, as you might imagine, the Campbell County Sheriff’s Office went looking for said stupidest meth head in their very fine state.  Oh, did I fail to note that the meth head told police he was high on meth when he called them?  Oh, yes.  So it wasn’t long after that fateful, stupid call that police found the man driving and pulled him over.  The rocket meth head scientist then told police he was still high from meth he took a day and a half before.  In short order, he failed a sobriety test and they arrested him for driving under the influence of a controlled substance.

Maybe it is time to watch Breaking Bad?

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