Florida Women Targeted by Man Choking the Chicken on the Hog

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Florida Women Targeted by Man Choking the Chicken on the Hog

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Ok, this is a new one, even for The Blot.  There have been at least 4 complaints and reports of a man on a motorcycle who targets Florida women, scoping them out as he drives by and then pulling up near them to masturbate in public.  This has all been going down, or up, in Florida’s Palm Coast in the R, W, and P sections.  Two of the scenarios involved the man siding up to women walking their dogs or sitting in their open garages, proceeding to pull out after pulling up and choking the chicken on the hog.

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So far reports confirm four such incidents, the first of which took place this past July 27th.  Every report offers the same description of a man in his 20’s, black and not very tall.  We are presuming this is a reference to the man’s height.  One victim described the young man as “fit.”  Most of the women he targets are middle-aged, though one victim was 88 years old!  He is brazen enough to identify, target and approach these women, but smartly flees the scene on his motorcycle at the first sign of a cell phone appearing.

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The first report last July involved a 52-year-old woman out walking her dog one night just after 9 PM.  She observed a motorcycle pass by her with no lights on, turn around and stopped nearby.  He pulled out his penis, started masturbating and asked her if she wanted to make an easy hundred dollars.  The woman ran away with her dog to call 911 for help.  The victim described the 2-wheel flogger as a man about 20 years old, but his face was hidden by his motorcycle helmet which only showed his eyes.  He was wearing jeans and was riding some kind of Suzuki cruising motorcycle.

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The next followed the same pattern for the 88-year-old victim, more Florida Women, though she never clearly heard what he said, though he rubbed himself in an all-too-clear manner.  He took off before she could call authorities.  Four days later a Florida woman sitting in her garage was approached by the man on foot, shirtless, appearing to be about 5’2” tall.  He had his penis out, gripping it, standing just outside the open garage door.  The man “with abs” took off as soon as the victim called out to her husband for help.

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The last victim of record was a 59-year-old woman out walking her dog when the man approached her on his motorcycle, wearing a hoodie pulled tight around his face.  He followed her a distance and then cornered her saying, “oh, you’re so beautiful.”  He quickly took down his pants and started masturbating.

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When the woman took out her phone to call police the man quickly fled.  Police responded quickly but could not find the dolphin flogger on a rapid search.  The victim described him as 5’8” or 5’9”.

Perhaps it’s just his legend growing?

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