SPACE SEX TOURISM IS SO CLOSE, YOUR HEAD IS LIKELY ALREADY SPINNING IN ANTICIPATION
It’s been years since I read sci-fi books that made me think about sex in space. But of course, at the time I was of the age where sex was just about all that I thought about. Yet to be fair, most people never stop thinking about sex to some degree or other. But sex in space has forever been out of reach, though that may not remain the case for long. Space sex tourism is closer than we realize. I don’t know how many of you are members of the mile-high club already. But it seems that all too soon, if you have the means you can get your toes curled in an environment that will make your head spin, and spin, and spin….
THE MILE-HIGH CLUB WILL BE LOWER ON THE TOTEM POLE TO LAGRANGE G-SPOT CLUB
The space industry used to be a sector that was a member-state only club. But now that space is also a private enterprise, the sky is no longer the limit. In fact, it’s a growth industry where stratospheric orgasms with a view could soon be all the rage. But while there’s a pill to get it up and find the mood, the price tag for escape velocity will be a bitter pill for many. So why are we talking about this now, besides the obvious? Because we’re edging closer to this reality, and the details could be a lot to swallow.
BUT SPACE SEX TOURISM WILL TAKE SOME TIME TO IRON OUT THE SAFETY HAZARDS
We already know that Zero G is amazing, but full of hazards. Everything floats, including your romantic cocktail and, ahem, any bodily fluids that could come about. And a lot of people won’t know how much Dramamine they need until they get there, if that’s even a fix for 6-inch vertigo. And what about conception in space? As far as we know, it’s never happened. How would that work? Is it safe for the mother and the zygote? We have no clue. But space sex tourism is about to answer all of these questions, for better or worse.
But I’ll settle for the fact that the Joy of Sex is about to get a LOT more pages, as humans will invent a host of new sexual positions we’ve only been able to dream of before. Oh, and let’s not forget that we can raise the oxygen levels in your orbital sex room, too….