NAKED HOME INTRUDER FLEES WHEN WOMAN COMES HOME, STEALS HER CAR, DISAPPEARS
This isn’t the sort of story to make single women or the elderly feel more comfortable alone at home. Shoot, I’m a man, not single and not elderly, and I don’t feel too comfortable hearing the details of this story. It’s not a new thing for people to find naked intruders in their home, which is what happened to a resident and her friend in Venice, California. But what is unusual is for the naked home intruder to flee the scene by stealing the woman resident’s car, still naked. Well, and then totally disappearing into thin air.
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PURPORTEDLY FAT NAKED HOME INTRUDER DUMPED CAR JUST BLOKS AWAY, STILL AT LARGE
How’s that for reassuring? You come home and there’s a fat, naked man in your territory. That’s a freak show all by itself. But then he steals your car, naked ass in your seat and takes off. So then you have to call the police to say a naked fat man was in your home and then took off in hour car when you found him there. And then police find your car not too long after, only a few blocks away, and the fat naked home intruder is nowhere to be found? So that’s pretty darn disturbing to say the least. And then there’s the fact that you know this weirdo dumped your car only a short walk away.
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POLICE AND RESIDENT DON’T KNOW HOW NAKED HOME INTRUDER POSSESSED CAR KEYS, OR DISAPPEARED
In other words, he’s still out there. And the resident and the police have no idea when the naked home intruder even took the keys to the car! But for you East Coasters out there like me, Venice, California means the police are the LAPD. And I can’t imagine this story is making them too happy. For one, it’s really disturbing and a lot of folks are going to be concerned and asking for answers, updates and arrests. And the fact that this is LA means that there could be a “rash” of copycats looking to score on the publicity.
Just thank God this wasn’t Florida. Yet.
