Woman Shot in Ass With Own Gun Getting MRI Scan

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Woman Shot in Ass With Own Gun Getting MRI Scan

BRILLIANT WOMAN TAKES GUN INTO MRI MACHINE, PROMPTLY GETS SHOT IN THE ASS

It’s hard not to love all the foolishness that you hear about when it comes to the particular foolishness that seems to go hand in hand with idiots who own guns.  Well, at least when the foolishness doesn’t involve them accidentally killing themselves or anyone else.  But fortunately, if I can use the term, this time it’s more along the lines of a Forrest Gump yelling, “Something bit me!” as he got shot in the ass in battle.  And I just have to wonder, did the woman whose own gun shot her in the ass while she was getting an MRI yell out the same thing?

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SOMEHOW, SOME GUN OWNERS DON’T KNOW THEIR GUN IS MAGNETIC?  AND BULLETS, TOO

Gun manufacturers like to claim that guns never fire on their own, despite a great deal of evidence to the contrary, depending on the handgun.  But the NRA and its lobbying ilk can rest easy with this one, as this was a pure case of dumb, stupid and “what the hell were you thinking?”  Because this time, a 57-year-old woman went to get an MRI and for some reason, she said she wasn’t carrying any weapons when asked by medical staff before the procedure.  And, well, it would be hard for me to forget that I was carrying a gun tucked into my pants.  But she said no, they turned the MRI machine on, and the gun immediately fired a round into her ass.  You know, strong magnetism?

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WOMAN’S MRI SHOOTING ASS WOUND WASN’T SERIOUS, BUT I DOUBT SHE’S ANY SMARTER TODAY

Fortunately, the wound wasn’t serious at all and she was discharged almost immediately after she was admitted for her shooting injury.  Did the woman have a permit for her gun?  That’s not clear, nor is her name for now.  But considering how this happened back on June 28th, it will likely remain a mystery.  Unless, of course, she didn’t have a permit and we’ll hear of a citation from law enforcement at some point.  And hey, gross negligence seems to be a fair charge to me.  A gun going off in a medical office?  What could possibly go wrong?  It takes an ass to shoot yourself in the ass getting an MRI.

It’s kind of like playing pin the donkey as the only contestant.

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