IS IT THE GINGERVITIS? WHY ARE TROLLS CALLING THIS MAN AN UGLY WOMAN?
So I really don’t get this. I had a mane as a man, if briefly, in my early 20’s. But then it was summer, it got too hot and I cut that amazing hair off. That was over two decades ago. So I’m a little torn about what to think about this story. But it does seem to be somewhat fair to call this guy a male Rapunzel. His hair is off the hook long and it simply shouts gingervitis. Yet he’s getting all kinds of hate from trolls online. His name is Cristiano Braga and he’s from Minas Gerais, Brazil. I’m not sure if his trolls are also Brazilian but I’d assume so. One of their earliest complaints was that he was an ugly woman.
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT LONG, RED, MALE HAIR THAT THREATENS TOTAL IDIOTS?
But that doesn’t even make any sense, does it? Also early on, trolls accused him of attempting to “turn” women’s sexualities. Color me square. But that doesn’t make any sense, either. They called him plenty of other things, as well. Like broom hair, a woman (without the ugly). Some also threatened to forcefuly cut off his hair, then again calling him both ugly and weird. Maybe I’m just too old? Sure, when I had long hair, there was no social media. But I also wasn’t a model or an actor, like Cristiano seems to be. Well, to be fair, I never used natural oils like aloe vera, avocado, chamomile, mint and rosemary to take care of my hair. But if I had, I would have been was early as a metro-sexual.
SURE, PROFESSIONAL MILLENNIALS NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION, BUT LOOK AT THAT DAMN HAIR
But today? It just doesn’t seem to make any sense. One thing this male Rapunzel and had in common was that women liked our hair. Well, maybe two We also started growing it out for no apparent reason. I grew mine for a couple years. But this Cristiano has been growing his for seven years! It’s no wonder that non-trolls also call him Jesus, John Lennon, Jared Leto among many others. I don’t know. Maybe it’s the gingervitis. I never had it. But Cristiano definitely has one thing going for him: attention. His agent wants him to keep his hair long. So we’ll just wait and see if he appears in another episode of South Park. Rapunzel ain’t gonna cut his hair anytime soon.