MINNESOTA POLICE PULL OVER DRIVER, DISTRACTED BY 250LB PIG IN LAP
Pigs are great. Remember, “Good Pig?” If you don’t, you never accidently see crossover kids movies. But regardless, pigs are smart, smart creatures. They’re even smarter than dogs. So when you raise a pig (or two) they have so much personality they really are almost part of the family. But this reality created an awkward situation for Minnesota Police. They pulled over someone who seemed to be distracted behind the wheel (or something). But when they pulled the driver car over they discovered a 250lb pig in the driver’s lap! And yes, there was a second, jealous pig, riding in the car as a passenger.
250LB PIG SITTING ON YOUR LAP DOESN’T MAKE YOU A SAFE DRIVER
So that’s… a little weird. The cop who pulled the car over was Sgt. Jason Foster. Foster took that amazing photo above. And thanks to the Chisago County Sheriff’s Office for posting it on social media. But cops pull over distracted drivers all the time. But usually it’s not two pigs in the car, one of them weighing 250lbs and sitting in the driver’s lap. Normally, drivers get distracted by their cell phones, food, drink and something routine like changing the radio dial. But as the local sheriff’s office noted, this “was a first.” Well. I would hope so! But I can easily say I’ve never been in a car with a pig. Well ok, maybe a metaphorical pig.
PIG OWNER WAS MOVING, DIDN’T WANT HIS GOOD PIGS TO GET COLD ON THE WAY
So guess why the car was having trouble staying in its proper lane? Well, 205lbs of pig leaning on the steering wheel can do that. But what was going on, here? Well, the driver said he was relocating to another part of Minnesota and didn’t want his pigs to get cold on the way. Yes, that’s the reason. So anyways, the nice police sergeant let the road hog off with just a warning.