3 Cubans Find Rescue, After Surviving on Coconuts for 33 Days

3 Cubans Find Rescue, After Surviving on Coconuts for 33 Days

3 CUBAN NATIONALS SURVIVE 33 DAYS ON TINY BAHAMAS ISALND ON NOTHING BUT COCONUTS

So I’ve always wanted to visit Cuba.  But obviously, that would have been a lot more fun before the Revolution.  I was born a few decades too late to wallow in the tropical paradise, and its dated decadence.  But today Cuba is always an awkward topic, regardless of who you speak with.  Many there want to leave, and try to.  But for 3 Cuban nationals, their exodus took a great deal of scary time.  Well, if it was an exodus at all.  That still isn’t clear.  After their boat capsized, they found themselves living on nothing but coconuts on a tiny Bahamas island.  Rescue finally arrived.  But perhaps the frying pan was better.

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AFTER NOTHING BUT COCONUTS DIET, 3 QUICKLY ARRESTED, PUT IN ICE DETENTION FACILITY

So yes, they finally got their rescue.  A chopper saw them a few days ago and notified authorities.  But it took two days for rescuers to get there safely, because of dangerous weather conditions.  The U.S. Coastguard airdropped food, water and a radio to the 3 while they waited.  No more coconuts, ever!  The chopper that first saw them was doing a routine survey around Anguilla Cay.  The Cay is a chain of islands that run from the Florida Keys all the way to Cuba.  Once off the island, authorities took them to the Lower Keys Medical Center in Key West.  But they weren’t there long.  Border Patrol quickly arrived, arrested the two men and woman, and took them straight to an ICE location in Pompano Beach.

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AFTER MIRACLE RESCUE, WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE RESCUED, BUT ICE REMAINS MUM

So maybe living on coconuts for a long time wasn’t so bad?  Well, despite them being a natural laxative.  Hmmm.  That’s a long month.  Remember how Tom Hanks looked at the end of Castaway?  So anyway, ICE is not responding to questions so far about the 3, their arrest, the charges or what will happen to them.  Hopefully, we’ll hear more soon.  I mean, this is an interesting situation!  I want interviews with all three.  Especially as the Coast Guard doesn’t get to rescue people who’ve survived over a month on a tiny island.  There’s a reason for that.

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So, this scandal in the military takes us to England. But it’s not about the usual sort of sordid stuff, or even the death of civilians. This time, it’s porn! No, not watching porn. And no, not possession of illegal porn. Shooting porn! That’s a new one on me. Though I am a little curious about the footage. A Royal Navy officer made porn films with her partner. Yes, films. Rinse, repeat performances. The porn scandal happened at Her Majesty’s Naval Base, Clyde. It’s located at Faslane, which is on Scotland’s Gare Loch. The base stores both nuclear submarines as well as nuclear bombs. So who is this Royal Navy porn officer? Navy Lieutenant Claire Jenkins. Her partner in a good time was Leading Seaman Liam Doddington. Now that’s a porn name you don’t even have to make up! I mean, really. Leading seaman? What possible innuendo could there possibly be? So most folks would say, what they hell were you guys thinking? Well, it’s all about the footage and location, location, location. Claire Jenkins has herself her own Only Fans site. She has a side gig for money. Well, with a dose of professional exhibitionism. Sure, my job location isn’t too sexy. But even if it was, I wouldn’t shoot porn there. But here’s the thing. Let’s remember two things. Nuclear subs and nuclear bombs. Officers shooting porn on site is just possibly maybe a security risk. 2nd hand reports say that base commanders simply can’t believe this happened. Well, happened a lot. So they obviously confronted Claire Jenkins and she admitted to shooting porn films with her partner. But she claims they do it in their spare time. But she didn’t hesitate to continue to post more footage on the weekend after her jig was up. Someone might want to tell the Royal Navy to control their semen, I mean, seamen. They’re splashing all over the news.

Porn Scandal, As Royal Navy Officer Shoots, Scores On Film

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