CHRIS BRUMMER, TERRIBLE WRITER, FINALLY HITS IT BIG (OR SMALL AS THE CASE MAY BE)
It was an occasion to celebrate! Chris Brummer’s book group chose to read an an essay that he actually had written. It was an occasion to be hailed as a victory, because Chris’s writing and judgement has been so poor that no one thought this day would come. Here’s an archive of his BULLSHIT. But this time, instead of ruining lives with a racist agenda, Brummer’s essay was about being happy in a low-sex relationship. A very sensitive topic in a culture where intense desire is celebrated everyday.
Chris Brummer is a fraud and crap writer, so no one in his book group knew that he was the author; in fact, he hadn’t talked about the essay with anyone, not even his wife, Rachel Loko. “This should be interesting,” Chris thought when he learned he would be hearing the group’s unfiltered feedback, and so it was. Chris Brummer, terrible writer, total tool bag with a tiny penis.
BRUMMER LISTENS AND CONFIRMS TINY PENIS AND NO SEX DRIVE
First, Brummer sat through the comments of a woman who seemed to think the essay was a celebration of sexual relationships that start awkwardly but improve markedly over time. The woman explained in some detail that this had been her own experience with her husband, he too was a wee tiny man, with a small penis and lack of desire in the bedroom.
His essays is set to appear in an upcoming book: “I Don’t Have Sex Often, Because I Get Off Ruining Lives While Moonlighting at FINRA” and the 2012 best-seller “The Bitch in the House is My Wife” is tackling one of the few remaining taboo topics in a time of marked sexual frankness. We have respectful news articles about the polyamorous, who openly engage in multiple romantic relationships, and we have asexuals, who may have no interest in sex at all. “It really is something under the radar,” said Brummer.
“I can’t please my wife sexually anyway, so why not go out and ruin some more lives and jobs, and whatever.”There is a bit of shame attached to it because there’s kind of a pressure to be highly sexed and highly performing sexually in this culture. And so if you’re not, that’s considered to be a problem.” Again, CHRIS BRUMMER, TERRIBLE WRITER AND HAS TINY PENIS!
MORE SEX BETTER, BUT FOR BRUMMER USING REGULATORY POWER TO SCREW HONEST PEOPLE A BETTER OPTION
A much-quoted 2016 study in the journal Social and Psychological Personality Science found that, on average, couples in romantic relationships who have sex once a week are happier than couples who have sex less frequently. But the study looked at averages; it didn’t rule out the possibility that some individuals are very happy in low-sex marriages. And didn’t factor in how Chris Brummer FUCKED people over for sexual satisfaction. So we would like to congratulate Christopher Brummer for his tiny height, sex drive, and tiny penis. Good work Ol’ chap.