Man Wanks Off With Fish Stomach, Ends up in Hospital

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Man Wanks Off With Fish Stomach, Ends up in Hospital

CREEPER WANKS HIS WILLY WITH A FISH STOMACH

This is one of the more disgusting stories I’ve ever heard of.  Some people are into some crazy stuff when it comes to sex.  But when it comes to masturbation people seem to get even more freaky.  Maybe it’s because there’s no one else to say, wtf?  But for one guy in Japan, his masturbation practice got him a trip to the hospital.  You’ll never guess why (expect for the headline and caption, but anyway).  This guy removed an anglerfish’s stomach and used it to get off as a masturbation prop.  Have you ever seen an anglerfish?  Does that turn you on?  Ewwwwww.  Who wanks with a fish stomach, anyway?  Alls not well with how this ends.

IDIOT ENDS UP IN HOSPITAL AFTER POSTING EXPERIENCE ONLINE

But the anonymous idiot made this a public spectacle, to boot.  He posted online blow-by-blow updates of his anglerfish stomach masturbation antics.  But then he ended up in the hospital for the trouble.  In several posts on 2channel, this masturbation idiot told other users that he works with anglerfish fairly regularly.  But for some reason he decided he was curious about what it would be like to jerk off using an anglerfish’s stomach.  Who the hell gets curious about that?

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DESPITE DISINFECTING FISH STOMACH, MAN ENDS UP WITH PARASITE INFECTION, LOOKS TO WANK WITH DEAD SQUID NEXT

The utter tool did take some hygienic precautions, at least.  In his posts he went over how he was careful to disinfect the fish stomach by using salt and ethanol before it came into contact with his penis.  But, alas, jerking off with a fish stomach still proved to be hazardous.  The guy ended up with a painful prick and went to the hospital.  Evidently he still picked up some kind of parasitic infection from the fish stomach.  In his penis.  He’s on antibiotics now but there’s just no stopping this guy.  Next up, masturbating with a dead squid.

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