RUM BUM BIDABUM WITH AVOCADO IS RICH ‘N SWEET
Rum is enjoyable. Avocados are good for you. Ice is refreshing. Cocktails make people happy. But people are happy when they feel good. So if rum makes someone feel good and avocados make you feel good because they are good for you, why not combine all the goods and enjoy the healthy buzz? Do better for your body, mind and spirit and make yourself an avocado cocktail. Right now. But let’s not forget tequila, too. Make that two avocado cocktails!
INGREDIENTS TO DO LOTSA GOOD FOR YOUR BAH’DY
You’ll need rum!
2 ounces of light rum and 2 ounces of gold rum
½ ounce of fresh lemon juice
½ ounce fresh lime juice
2 ounces simple syrup
¼ medium-ripe avocado, peeled and pitted (Hass are the best)
½ ounce half-and-half
then at last 1 ½ cups of ice
HOW YOU MAKE EFFING AMAZING AVOCADO COCKTAILS
You need a blender. A better blender will help you do better for your bah’dy. But if you don’t have a blender, just mush it up all together in a bowl. Hopefully, you have a blender. If so, combine all the above ingredients in your blender. Start of slow and then move to high until smooth. You be the judge. It can be about twenty seconds. Then divide your cocktail concoction in two pretty glasses. Serve chilled.
ANOTHER IDEA – SOMETHING SPICY WITH TEQUILA
But if you prefer a spicy cocktail, this one works. You need:
2 tablespoons of sea salt
2 teaspoons of finely grated lime zest
1 lime wedge
then 1 avocado (Hass is the best)
¾ cup plus 2 tablespoons of tequila blanco
¾ triple sec
¾ cup of fresh lime juice
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
then pinch of cayenne pepper
and 8 lime wheels
So the happy way to make this cocktail is to purée or blend the avocado, tequila, triple sec, lime juice, cilantro, cayenne and some lime zest. Add 2 ½ of ice – crushed. Then dip your glass in a lime wheel: rub the glass with a wedge of lime and a salt mixture of lime zest and salt.
There you go! So go get healthy and tipsy at the same time!