CONSERVATIVE OLDER PREACHER LOOKING FOR LOVE, HIS AWESOME REPUBLICAN GODDESS
So looking for love can be an endlessly challenging task. But finding it? That can be even more so. And for one Republican preacher, he’s going the distance to find miss perfect. But by miss perfect, he means an Awesome Republican Goddess. Oh, yes. Yes! The preacher’s name is Reverend William. And he has created a quiz, I shit you not, for interested rightwing ladies to take to try to qualify. To be an Awesome Republican Goddess. I’ve heard of some crazy dating searches, but this one takes the cake.
YES, THERE’S A QUIZ TO QUALIFY AS MISS AWESOME REPUBLICAN GODDESS, AGED 25-70
But seriously, Lookin’ Pa Nub is no easy task for anyone! So Reverend William created his own website to hopefully end his lonely nights in Los Angeles. He makes his bonafides clear. He’s a healthy and robust 68-year-old. And he’s looking for a qualifying woman born sometime between 1950 and 1995. What else? The Awesome Republican Goddess also has to take care of herself. So to be helpful, the woman can be anywhere between 70 years old and…. 25. Boy it sure sounds like Reverend William is the accepting sort of patriarch!
LEAVE YOUR PRIDE AT THE DOOR, AWESOME REPUBLICAN GODDESS, AND DON’T FORGET YOUR HYMEN!
But seriously, the Awesome Republican Goddess net is a wide cast, indeed. So not to worry, non-US domestic ladies, you too can still take the quiz and maybe qualify. But Reverend William has him some roots. So you’d have to move to….. LA. Or the US, at least. So just make your way thru the quiz and it’s 11 questions. But sure, they’re chauvinist, post-9/11 truther and a wee tad transphobic. But if you’re the Awesome Republican Goddess, I’m pretty sure you won’t mind. Well, not much. But I hope you like housework! Well, and kneepads.