STRIP CLUB FORCED TO CLOSE UNDER ISOLATION ORDER, STRIPPERS DELIVER FOOD GOODIES
So now strippers make house calls? What a world. Well, maybe just a tease, really. But with all the Coronavirus lockdowns everywhere, Portland was and is no exception. There was this strip club, see, and its name was (is) the Lucky Devil Lounge. But when Oregon Governor Kate Brown ordered shut downs to stem the virus’ spread, the not so Lucky Devil closed down. But fortunately, the club’s owner Shon Boulden had a smart and savvy idea. Become a food maker and deliverer in the interim. So was born the new business Boober Eats. And talk about special deliveries? That’s right, strippers without another cause.
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STRIP CLUB OWNER POSTED A JOKE, THEN THE ORDERS STARTED COMING IN, SO BOOBER EATS LAUNCHES
So I’ve never really been into the show, Portlandia, but I may need to revisit that with all this isolation. And, well, a real-life city that has Boober Eats. So how does this work? Well, still no touching, of course. Well, or lap dances, for that matter. But every delivery is special. You get two maybe not quite socially-acceptably-clad who will deliver your oh, so hot food right to your front door. But even better? Boober Eats brain child Boulden first posted this idea on social media as a joke.
DON’T FOGET TO TIP, AS THESE BOOBER EATS LADIES HAVE LOST ALMOST ALL THEIR INCOME
But then people started calling asking for their special deliveries. So Boulden then went to a local store and hoarded all their…. Pasties. Sure, Boober Eats special deliveries aren’t cheap. But these girls have to hoof it. The longer the hoofing, the higher the G-String stuffing. But don’t think this is too expensive. These working women are only making about minimum wage with this shut down gig. So don’t forget to tip commensurate to your visual gratitude. And no touching!