Cops Forced to Dig Woman’s Poo Pile for Hidden Crack Pipe

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Cops Forced to Dig Woman’s Poo Pile for Hidden Crack Pipe

NOT ENOUGH POO TO KEEP SHIT HIDDEN

Have you ever hidden something so no one could find it?  Perhaps even from yourself?  And then not being able to find it?  Or been able to find it but no longer want it?  This kind of happened to a Texas woman who was attempting to hide evidence.  She was trying to hide evidence in her own feces. She had to be desperate to hide her crack pipe in her poo pile.  But she she did it anyway.

SHE POOPED AND HID HER CRACK PIPE AND VALENTINE’S IN HER POO PILE, BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP THE COPS

Police officers were investigating theft in a Corsican grocery store (no, not like in Princess Bride).  They attempted to subdue a female suspect.  Shannen Martin was in the back of the police cruiser when she deliberately made a bowel movement in her pants and tried to hide her crack pipe, crack cocaine and a sweet Valentine’s Day card in her poop. She didn’t think that the officers would spend time sifting through her poo pile to find the contraband, but they did.  Which delayed them, since she made a truck driver, man-size poop. The police officers weren’t pleased with needing to sift through her excrement.  But they were able to retrieve the evidence they needed. Martin was subsequently booked on charges of tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.  So don’t play with your shit.  It’s tampering.

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OTHER PEOPLE HAVE POOP STORIES THAT ARE AWFUL

People have hidden their poop before.  This is not the first time by any means. Some people even have embarrassing poop stories.   Like ‘misunderstood worm’ who was on a date with a great guy and went back to his place for some more fun.  While there she had to take a dump but his toilet wouldn’t flush.  So, after torturing herself, she wrapped up the poop and put in her purse.  And then he told her she was amazing without knowing there was poop in her purse. She eventually tried to flush it again, and this time it worked.  Luckily, she didn’t try to put a crack pipe in her feces, like Martin.

Even if you have a purse, you can’t take your shit with you.

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