44% OF REPUBLICANS BELIVE THAT BILL GATES WILL IMPLANT THEM WITH TRACKING CHIPS WITH THE COVID VACCINE
So much time, so little time to think about it. I mean, think about it! There’s just so much news during this Coronavirus pandemic. Be afraid of this. Be angry about that. Buy lots of toilet paper. Tracking chips in vaccines. Wait, what? Yeah. That’s right. A recent poll found that 44% of Republicans believe something pretty crazy. Sure, I know that they like Trump and that’s pretty crazy. But how about how the Covid vaccine will implant tracking chips in people? For reals. Even weirder? These same Republicans think these tracking devices are from Bill Gates.
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MICRO TRACKING CHIPS IN PEOPLE? FROM BILL GATES? WHAT THE HELL!?!
Yes. That Bill Gates. So these folks think that Bill Gates has a plan to use the Covid vaccine to deliver teeny tiny tracking devices into hundreds of millions of Americans. But to make things even weirder, only 26% of Republicans think that this is not true. So, let’s see. 44 plus 26 is 70. So that leaves 30. 30-31% of Republicans are not sure this is true. What the hell? And I thought being black and born in Hawaii was a hard truth. But Bill Gates is white! And he’s a billionaire? So except for George Soros, that should make Gates a Republican hero! But no. Tracking devices. In a Covid vaccine.
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So one might be tempted to call this a conspiracy theory. Color me crazy. The survey that found this astounding belief says that this is republicans and Fox News viewers. But I’m not sure how to differentiate the two. I mean, I know that technology has leaped a great deal recently. And I know we have more nanotechnology than ever before. So I know that we likely have very little knowledge of just how much. But have we really arrived at this reality? That Bill Gates is looking to inject hundreds of millions of micro tracking chips into people? Hmmm. But I don’t watch Fox News. So I’m on the other side of the fence on this one.
