POLICE ARREST KINKY MAN WITH 126 PAIRS OF STOLEN FLIP-FLOPS HE USED FOR SEX
So we all like getting jiggy with it. And by that, I mean we all like getting it on, getting it off, etc. Pretty much everyone needs sexual release. But not everyone finds that release in quite the same ways. And that leave quite a range of ways, to be sure. But while I’ve heard of people who have a shoe fetish, it’s never made any sense to me. We’ve seen that in characters on TV and movies. Some of us may even know someone who has this fetish. But you may not know that they do. Yet having sex with flip-flops? That’s way beyond my ken or barbie. Waaaay beyond. So stealing 126 pairs of flip-flops for sex? That’s in another world sexually that I will never understand. Plus, it’s a legal flop when you get caught. Like, a long-term downer.
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SHOES ARE MADE FOR WALKING, BUT I’D FLIP THOSE FLOPS BECAUSE….. YUCK
So the guy who likes getting it on with flip-flops is 24-year-old Theerapat Klaiya. Police arrested him after his neighbors complained they were missing their shoes. We’re talking dozens of his neighbors… So when police found him, they caught him with 126 pairs of flip-flops. And yes, they were for sex. So I don’t really want to know what condition they were in, feel me? The flip-flop banger explained that just wearing them around the house was a turn on. He’d been “collecting” footwear for two years. Police found an extensive collection.
KINKY MAN WOULD WALK IN THEM, CUDDLE THEM, RUB THEM THEN SEX STOLEN FLIP-FLOPS
So how, exactly, did his shoe fetish work? First, he’d wear a pair around the house for a few hours. But then, he’d cuddle them! Next, rub them all over his body. And yes, finally, he’d “have sex” with them. But even worse? Klaiya already had a police record. For what? Stealing flip-flops in another district. So much for these shoes are made for walking. Just please, please, don’t ever tell me something similar about Imelda Marcos. Or any NBA player.