DON’T EVER SMOKE TOAD VENOM WITH A PORN STAR WHO MAKES PENIS CANDLES, EVER
So do you remember that time that you took part in that mystic ritual involving psychedelic toad venom, a porn star and penis candles? Surely not. Because if you could, you’d still be scarred. So you forgot to protect yourself. But there’s no forgetting when you have all of that and murder charges, too. And yes, this is a real life story. Police in Spain have arrested the penis candle making porn star Nacho Vidal for manslaughter. He hosted a mystic ritual where everyone smoked the psychedelic venom of the Colorado River Toad. Vidal says he is innocent and that the death was an accident.
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NACHO VIDAL HOSTED PSYCHEDELIC TOAD VENOM RITUAL AND PHOTOGRAPHER JOSE LUIS ABAD DIES
So first: yuck. The whole thing sounds totally icky. But when someone dies, things look bad when you turn over the stone and everything crawls in the light. The person who died was the photographer Jose Luis Abad. He had tried the psychedelic toad venom before. But he wanted to try it again in a “comfortable” situation. And now, he’s dead. The death was a year ago. But after nearly a year of investigating, police have only now arrested Nacho Vidal for the death. Yo may have heard of him. He’s been in literally hundreds of porn movies. Even if only by accident, you’ve seen his name in a pop up window on your computer. Or, maybe, you’ve bought some of his penis candles.
HARMLESS TOAD VENOM ANCESTRAL RITUAL WASN’T HARMLESS AT ALL, AS NACHO VIDAL FACES MURDER CHARGES
So the details are still sketchy. But the mystic ritual was supposedly a “apparently harmless ancestral ritual.” Ok. I don’t know what that means. But it ain’t harmless when someone dies, is it? So take note here. If anyone gives you the option to take psychedelic toad venom in a mystic ritual, say no. Even if they’re a famous porn star. Because this time, well hung could mean well dead. And that’s a lot to swallow.