BURGER KING IN THAILAND IS NOW OFFERING THE “REAL CHEESEBURGER”, WHICH IS UNREAL
So it’s been a loooong time since fast food was something that I found appealing. Sure, I have the problem of aged memory, it’s true. But I remember a time when every fast food franchise in America used, ahem, real food as ingredients. It was the good old days of eating, I must say. Now, fast food is so fast, the artificial food “stuffs” seem only to make you want more as your lifespan shrinks apace. But I’m not sure with this latest news. The Home of the Whopper isn’t what it used to be! Because Burger King in Thailand has introduced their new, meatless, “real cheeseburger.”
“REAL CHEESEBURGER” IS NOTHING BUTA BUN AND 20 SLICES OF AMERICAN CHEESE
So I must say that I think that the idea of burger has been lost here. This new fast food concept made reality consists of nothing but a hamburger bun with 20 slices of American cheese in the middle. Yes, you can see that pictured above in all it’s lactose intolerance jubilee. It’s enough to make you crave frankenmeat. I mean, who wants to eat this? Even more, who wants to pay to eat this? As I haven’t been to Thailand, I can’t even hazard a guess why the Burger King gurus came up with this in that market. “Real cheeseburger?”
FOR ALMOST $11, YOU TOO CAN TRAVEL TO THAILAND TO HAVE A “REAL CHEESEBURGER,” AND REGRET IT
Burger King made sure to post on social media, “This is no joke. This is for real.” The introductory price was roughly $3.10. But the actual price will be $10.90. To me, that sounds more like a “real burger” rip off that will leave you hunched over in pain, and I’m talking after you make your way off the porcelain reclamator of fast food foolishness. To me, the perfect burger has meat, of course, with tomato, onion, lettuce, (MELTED) cheese, bacon and maybe even a splash of guacamole.
Think about that as an image and then look at the picture above again. SMDH.