AUSTIN COUPLE SAYS THEY HAVE NO IDEA PUBLIC SEX WAS AGAINST THE LAW
So who doesn’t like to have sex? And if you’re a contrarian, I beg you not to be in denial. Absolutely everyone likes to have sex. But a PDA is one thing. Having full on intercourse is quite another. Sure, I’ve heard of people (and just might know a few) who think public sex is a major turn on. But they clearly know that it’s the risk that makes public sex a turn on. Yet for one couple in Austin, Texas, I’m gonna make the leap and say straight up that they’re full of it. So why? Because when a cop busted the Austin couple having sex in public they claimed they had no idea it was against the law.
POLICE BUSTED AUSTIN COUPLE AS THEY GOT IT ON UNDER OVERPASS
But clearly, the officer arrested them. So who are these claiming to be ignorant hedonists? 32-year-old Brittani Maxine House and 30-year-old Nikita Nickolayei. Somehow, both of those names now seem to be good porn handles, don’t you think? Dozens of people saw them having sex under an overpass on Balcones Woods Drive. That’s located in the Northwest section of Austin. Pretty much everyone driving by was able to see them clearly, having sex. And here I thought a traffic accident waiting to happen was an Amazon walking down the street in a mini-skirt and stilettos.
DON’T BE A TOOL AND HAVE POLICE ARREST YOU FOR UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
Authorities have charged the Austin couple with public lewdness. For the uninitiated, that’s a Class A Misdemeanor. Getting naked in public is illegal. So is having sex, especially if you’re naked. So take note, ye unrequited public yet to have public sex people out there. Public sex is totally against the law. But in this case, we can actually say fucking is against the law in public. It falls into the very acronym of the word fuck: for unlawful carnal knowledge.