DAVE THE ADONIS DUCK HAS TO HAVE PENIS REMOVED AFTER EPIC SOCIAL QUACKING
So this is a sad story for every man to hear. Regardless of where you like to do your thing, we are all birds of a feather. But for Dave the duck, this Adonis has been doing way too much…. Quacking. Yes, you guessed, it. Dave has been getting it on so much that he’s caused him some serious penis injury. So much, in fact, that doctors (not quacks) have had to remove said Adonis Dave the Duck’s penis. See? It’ a tragedy every man can understand. And here we all thought we could just go blind. Well, not a duck blind, anyway.
DAVE WAS QUACKING 10 TIMES A DAY WITH THREE DUCK LADY FRIENDS
Dave is owned by one Josh Watson (elementary, I know). But Josh explained just how quacking active Dave had been. Dave had been enjoying spending time with his female duck companions Dora, Edith and Freda quite a bit. And by quite a bit, we’re talking about quacking 10 times a day! So that, of course, is how Dave’s penis became injured and then got an ugly infection. So doctors prescribed Dave some antibiotics. But they also had Josh the owner try to keep Dave’s penis clean. So yes, that means Josh had to try to clean Dave’s personal little quacker. But it’s hard to clean a duck’s buck when he keeps trying to use it with the ladies.
DAVE’S QUACKING PENIS INFECTION DIDN’T DETER HIM FROM MORE…. QUACKING
So yes, you understand completely. Dave the Adonis Duck kept trying to have sex with the ladies with his injured and infected penis! And yes, that double billed hubris had led Dave to the destination of asexual calm. Well, maybe not calm. But enforced chillaction, anyway. Veterinarians realized that the only way to save Dave from (ahem) himself was to remove his penis, leaving just a centimeter for good luck. Or for aim, anyway. So fellas, lament this waddling, sad tale. And beware the extremes your little self can dictate you to go.
But three ladies? Dave got Down like a true dreamer! But now, long live the king. Because….