TRUMP ADMIN WARNS AMERICANS AWAY FROM NEW ZEALAND OVER NON-EXISTENT HEATLH RISKS
So when you have a baby in his dotage as President of the United States, you can see some wacky, petty stuff. And it certainly seems to be that way now. Because when it comes to Donald Trump, there is no bar. It’s certainly not high. But if it was any lower, you’d have to squeeze in next to the ground hogs. Oh, and there’s this little pandemic situation was we are under 90 days from the Presidential Election? Maybe that’s why the US government, under Trump, just issued a travel warning to stay away from New Zealand? Because of Coronavirus health risks?
NEW ZEALAND ROCKED THE WORLD WHEN IT CAME TO KICKING CORONAVIRUS ASS, THEY’RE BACK TO NORMAL
So what, you say? Well, a LOT. A LOT of NOTHING, that is. New Zealand is likely the safest place to be in the entire world right now, at least for avoiding Covid infection. But the people are way too polite. The weather is too nice. The food is pretty decent. So if all that misery is something you’d like to avoid, don’t go. Oh, and their economy is open, too. Because they handled their Covid outbreak and kept it down. It was never a pandemic there. And that makes Trump look bad. Oh, and New Zealand is run by a woman, too? Hmmm. I guess you’d have to grab her by her successes, instead.
NEW ZEALAND’S PRIME MINISTER IS A WOMAN, SO IS TRUMP JEALOUS? OR BECAUSE THEY BANNED AMERICANS?
So what is this about? It’s about zombies. No, really. But in this case, Zombies means Trump’s fans who need to believe anything that perpetuates their inertia-driven cognitive dissonance. Because Trump was sent by God, right? Anyway. What is this Covid health risk in New Zealand? Well, they have 23 people who have it right now. As in, twenty plus three. And those are all New Zealanders who have returned from overseas and are in quarantine. So in total, NZ had a total of 1,569 cases. And 22 deaths. Total. This past Thursday, the US had over 2,000 deaths. That day. So sure, don’t go to New Zealand. It’s dangerous. You don’t need a mask there for your health.
Oh, never mind. Americans aren’t allowed to go there anyway. New Zealand won’t let us in! But don’t worry, Trump zombies. It will all be fine. Cough.