TRUMP AND ELON ARE OFFICIALLY OVER! AND WITH THIS SHOW, IT’S POPCORN TIME
It’s Breakup Time! You may have heard that Donald Trump and Elon Musk aren’t besties anymore. And really, did anyone really think it was going to last forever? Who knows. But a lot of folks who live in fairly contiguous and critical reality have known this mutual orbit of two chaotic stars would cause some celestial friction before too long. And it’s happening now, fast. Because Elon is now on the outs from the Trump Administration, DOGE, and the TACO Tuesday king himself. DOGE supposedly continues on. The government such as it is continues on. And the personal mudslinging begins at greater pace.
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Musk for his part opened up with rampant criticism of the Big, Beautiful Budget bill which was just passed, and everyone who voted for it. And then doubled and tripled down. I mean, really, what’s a billionaire like Musk to do when he has a social media platform all his own in X? Well, use it, clearly. It’s not like it’s not filled with crazy rightwing zealots or anything. Trump, of course, has Truth Social. But bro crush breakup is like two tomcats stuck in a virtual bag filled with cocaine in the social media sphere. Oh, with feline Viagra and no pussy kryptonite to be found. Hey, pussy is a pun here! And it’s one of Trump’s favorite words of braggadocio, anyway.
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MUSK SCORES GIANT HIT ON DAY ONE, CLAIMS TRUMP IS TOTALLY IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
There’s already quite a bit of back and forth messaging between the two, and no end is in sight. I’d mention them critically here, but frankly it’s bad for my brain and would be for yours as well just to apprehend. But Musk went somewhere already that I did indeed wonder about the possibility of last Fall. And it’s a can of worms in the biggest sense for Trump. A few hours ago on X, Musk wrote, “Time to drop the really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!” Boom. Mic drop FU of the highest order.
It might just be popcorn time! Because this is just DAY ONE of the feud.
