THE BILLIONAIRE REAL ESTATE OWNERS IN NYC ARE TOTALLY FREAKING OUR OVER MAMDANI AS MAYOR
I’ve got to say that NYC has come a long way, considering how the city is all-but-certain to elect a certain self-proclaimed socialist in the next election. I’m talking, of course, about Zohran Mamdani. There’s been some desperate attempts at push back, with a lot of money being mobilized to support Andrew Cuomo instead. But Cuomo isn’t really bouncing up in the polls, and some moneyed people are starting to freak out just a little. In particular, billionaire NYC real estate owners seem to be terrified by the winds of socialist tendencies. They’re so scared, they’ve gone from pissing an exclusive green back to otherwise normal scaredy yellow.
THE BILLIONAIRES NEED TOTAL MARKET CONTROL AND DESPERATELY WANT ANDREW CUOMO
But don’t take my word for it. Even the New York Times has the details of how these billionaire real estate owners got their yellow bellies together for an emergency meeting at the Seagram Building’s Pool Room this past week. Their goal? To somehow switching the political tides back to cronyism and erstwhile oligopolistic stability by somehow finding a way to get Andrew Cuomo in the Mayor’s Office instead of Mamdani. It seems the idea that they haven’t been able to buy the election’s winner like it’s always been has them in just a bit of a panic. It must be hard having everything and suddenly confronting the possible loss of Total. and. Complete. Control.
