I don’t know about you, but my definition of a close and comfortable relationship has evolved a great deal as I’ve gotten older. Not that it’s easy to measure how much energy it takes to make one work, and certainly not the time required either. But I’ve never had one where I was able to feel completely comfortable in the other person’s presence, nor to be completely “real” or feel absolute trust. But evidently couples that fart together, stay together longer.
IT’S NORMAL TO FART HAPPILY ALONE. WHY BE NORMAL? FART IN THE BEST OF COMPANY
I’m not sure about how readers feel about this. Have you felt the same way? Has the bar of intimate comfort level always felt just out or reach? Even in relationships lasting many years this is a normal phenomenon and is experienced by many. There are so many things that an individual just can’t quite feel comfortable doing in front of their partner that they are doing while alone. Such as farting.
EVOLUTION PUTS FARTS ON THE SHAME LIST, SILLINESS NOT IMPRESSIVE
Farting is one of the things people avoid doing in front of their partners. The reason for this is really simple – humans don’t like doing unpleasant things in front of people they like. Instead, they try to impress them. Indeed, humans would rather be fake to impress, instead of risk looking silly in front of their partner.
Leah Decesare, author of “Naked Parenting”, talks in favor of being pleasant doing “unpleasant things” in front of your partner. Her findings say that people are actually more likely to have a long relationship when they’re comfortable with each other, which includes farting in front of each other.
LIVE SINCERELY, FART SINCERELY, HAVE LONG LIVES TOGETHER
Being comfortable enough to fart in front of your partner means having complete trust and being sincere, which are crucial for a relationship. Farting in front of your partner shows that you are close and intimate. That you’re not afraid to show your real self.
Just as you laugh, cry and eat in front of them, it should be normal to fart in front of them.